Yeah, I know, kinda early to start rewriting everything, but I've reread this for like, the sixth time to check for errors and flow and crap that my writing teacher was always going, and I realized I hate this story! So, I've decided to spare you from my bad writing (not really, but...) and restart this story..I hope i dont lose any of you guys. This time, it will not be based on any experiences...jsut w/e i think of to go along with it...Oh, and for all those who reviewed or added me to the auther alert, story alert, or favorite story thing, youll be thanked further on...I'm sorry this isn't an update but, I'll post the second chapter as soon, as possible, I promise. BUT I DIGRESS! Now, lets get on with this...
"Hey babe!"
"Edward, I have to tell you something important. You. Are. A. Manwhore. Now, I know the news must be devastating to you, so I jsut want to let you know that we can get you help. First off-"
"Now now Bella, my lovely little sharky, do i detect a hint of jealousy?"
"I would have to be insane to be jealous of those poor, air-headed girls."
"Oh come on, no one can resist my sexiness!" Edward then proceeded to strike a pose, getting a look on his face which suggested he smelled something bad.
"You know, Easy, if someone did this," I said as I titled my head to the right and squinted, looking overtly retarded, "you could be considered passably cute. Passably."
"Your words doth cut me like a knife." I started giggling and we went off to our next class, science with Mrs. Golden, otherwise known as the epitome of evil. Edward, or "Easy" as I called him (which was a reference to his willingness to flirt with anything that has two legs) and I have all six classes together at Forks High School. At the beginning of the year, I did not speak to him as I didn't know him very well. One day, he decided to sit with us at lunch (to study for a test; my reputation for scoring very high on tests had gotten around and people tended to ask me for help right before the test) and now, he is one of my closest guy friends.
"Edward, don't forget about drama club tonight! Wouldn't want Slowick getting mad at you for missing vocal warm-ups...again," reminded the lilting voice of his sister and one of my best friends, Alice Cullen, catching up with us rather quickly. She had only three classes with us, all of them being advanced placement classes.
"One time! I forget one time and no one can stop harassing me about it!"
"Yes'll, one more time and he'll be arrested for aggravated assault. You know how we have to be perfect," I chirped in gleefully. Any chance to make fun of his imperfections was jumped on almost immediately as he appeared to have none. He rolled his eyes at us and ran into the classroom.
"Good God, that was hellish, as usual." Golden always did have an obsession with attempting to make us cry in the beginning of the year. It had worked quite well ,as she probably hoped, but by the second quarter, all she could elicit from us were death threats and a strange habit to flinch at hissing sounds for the rest of the day. Quite an improvement, I would say.
"My lovely, sexy little shark, I haven't slightest idea what on Earth you are talking about. This is my favorite class!" Edward had scared the crap out of me, jumping on my back when I least expected it. Damn him to hell, indeed.
"Well of course she was pleasant when talking to you. That woman has such a crush on you, she would rape you the minute she had you alone in her dungeon." Who else would take such an opportune moment to pop up behind us but the Devil incarnate herself.
"Hello, Ms. Swan, Mr. Cullen." We did not miss the glare she shot me and the simper she sent Edward. The witch stalked off, but not before sneering in my direction, when she noticed I was walking with Edward, with his arm around me. One would think she would noticed the way he flirted with every girl, the way she was always watching him. My mind took the opportunity to think of what kinda fantasies the Golden Bat must have had about Edward. A chill suddenly went down my spine and I shivered.
"What's wrong with Bella," Alice and Angela inquired of Edward, noticing the odd twitching movements my right eye made and my shivering.
"I Just imagined Edward and Not-So-Golden in several compromising positions." The group circled around me, of which by then included Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie, Edward, Alice, Ben, and Angela. We all simultaneously shivered. People passing us on the way to lunch gave us strange looks.
"What a nice image to have forever burned in my brain brain," Rosie sarcastically quipped.
"It's not anyone's fault that psycho has a huge crush on that idiot!"
"Alice! Stop being mean to me!"
"I would, dearest brother, but if you hadn't been graced with intelligence, a charm with teachers, and good genetics, we wouldn't have to suffer from such horrible mental images, my dear."
"But if Bella hadn't been thinking about that, that, that hag and I, none of this would've happened!"
"It's settled then : Bella, stop thinking."
"Need I remind everyone that my thinking has helped you all on various tests," I smirked. Well not really, you can't smirk and talk at the same time but - oh, forget it.
"No, Bella," Angela, Ben, Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, Jasper, and Edward all replied simultaneously and monotonously. More people than before turned to give us odd looks of wonder and fear.
"Ohkay now, time to go to lunch," Alice chirped out. With that, we entered the cafeteria.
"You idiots! What kinda idea was it to go around flinging random assorted nuts and sauces at people across the table? Especially one of those people being me!" Poor guys. I mean, even though they kinda started the most stereotypical food fight I've ever seen in my life, I wouldn't want to suffer an angry Alice. Alice tends to take anger to whole new levels.
"How was I to know that Jessica would start freaking out over the loss of her stupid new shirt! Who knew the girl had such an arm on her..." Emmett squeaked out, shrinking with fear and, if possible, paling further than was humanly possible. Only Alice had that effect, mind you. I shook my head. You knew you had a serious anger issue if Emmett Cullen, who was as burly as a bear, would shrink and attempt to hide from you by taking refuge under a table.
"Bella! Why are you shaking your head at me!?"
"Alice Alice Alice, how can Rosie, Angela and I tell you? You kinda have a severe anger problem."
"Severe anger problem!?"
"Look at Emmett. He's hiding under a lunch table. Because of you. He won't even hide from bears (which I swear will be the death of him one day), but he'll hide from you. Do you see what we mean, Alice," Rosalie implored of her.
"Yeah, love. You kinda wanna make us all hide under tables until your fury has ended," Jasper remarked, slipping his arms through Alice's currently looped arms and sufficiently calmed her (and the rest of us) down. It was almost like Jasper had magic powers to make everyones emotions change. Odd, huh? We all sighed a very relieved sigh of relief. Haha, that was fun to say.
"We all sighed a very relieved sigh of relief."
"What was that, Bella," Angela asked confusedly. Oops. I guess i said that aloud...
"Ohh nothing, just talking to myself." What is this, weird look day? I swear, I must've received at least 57 weird looks today!
"Uhm, well that's nice, my crazy shark...Don't forget to look on the bright side you guys...At least we got off with a super-lax warning!"
"Principal Schnapztailer loves you, Edward. He has a man-crush on you. I think he would rather die than give you detention," I countered with a snort.
"Now, now Bella, don't be so mean. I'm sure he loves you too! Why, I imagine," Edward suddenly wrapped an arm around me to draw me closer "If you and I went out, we would be the super couple! Nothing would stop us!"
"Yeah, nothing but That Hag. She would try to murder me and convince you that she and you would make a better Super Couple."
"Ahhh. You've a point my cherie amore," Edward sighed. "But one day, just you wait, you will be mine!" I giggled at his melodramatics.
"Look, you guys. Sorry to interrupt your very sickening flirtations, but we better get to our next class. Free Period is almost over..." Alice reminded us.
"Well come little sharky! It's time to go to math, my love!" Edward grabbed my hand and raced us upstairs to Mr. Donatello's classroom.
Weak ending, no? I wanted to make it longer, but there is no way you can make math exciting! Ohkay, I'm working on the second chappie fast as I can. I was gonna post it before, but, like I said, it SUCKED. So, I want to know, what do you think of this new story? It's retained some of its original story, but i think this one is slightly better. Before i forget (not that i wood), I have to thank the lovely people who reviewed, added me to favorite author (gasp), added this to story alert thingy or even favorite story (yay!) : just-off-the-key-of-reason, ABroadwaylvr, Cryptic Insanity101, xXxDecember PrincessxXx, nobodyparticular, Peaccee., Inur-ru831, and Mystik Angel 85! I hope you guys like the new story (:
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