450-700 words; male character; sushi

Envy sat and gritted his teeth together hard, each molar grinding against another in an epic display of annoyance. The action was clearly audible in the small space he'd been tensely sitting in for the last twenty minutes, and so didn't go unnoticed by the stunted alchemist sitting across the table.

"Ready to give in, palm tree?" Edward smirked weakly over his own obstacle, golden eyes flickering down once at the milk jar in front of him with the sort of panic that one usually saves for a stare down with a feral tiger.

"In your dreams, Chibi." The homunculus snarled, but turned with a gulp to once again stare down the plate of… stuff sitting in front of him.

"O-only ten minutes left and you lose." One side of the pipsqueak's mouth twitched in hysteria as he spoke.

"Your one to talk! I don't see you shoving your face full of moo-moo-juice right now!" Envy returned, voice sliding up a notch as he broke his ongoing glare at the monstrous raw food to point it at the alchemist instead.

Said blonde returned the gesture, flipping the homunculus a half-hearted rude gesture at the same time, before he seemed to steel himself, swiped his white drink off the table, and took a quick gulp before slamming it down and looking at Envy triumphantly.

The dark-haired male stared for a second, before his face twisted in rage and, not to be outdone, he slowly reached forward with pale fingers to grip one of the objects on his plate with all the cautiousness of a snake-handler. Swallowing hard, he tried to imagine it as something else, anything else, and managed to scarf it down without so much as chewing.

"There!"

"I still see two left, Envy." Ed's gold eyes narrowed.

"And I still see a fourth of a glass there, Chibi." The two teens were locked in a stalemate for a moment, before both noticed the time limit ticking away on the small timer set on the table's edge and returned to the challenge.

Ed took another gulp, Envy succeeded in downing another icky pink lump.

One minute left.

With agonizing slowness and much force of will, Envy slowly managed to reach forward and grab the last item on his plate. Ed's horrified look when he noticed was enough to stave off the nausea as the teen lifted it up and held it at eye-level for a moment, before he brought it to his mouth and-

The timer went off.

Instantly, all the tension bleed out of Envy's preferred form and he jumped up fluidly, throwing the thing in his hand across the room in revenge. Ed did the same almost in unison and bristled at Envy's superior look.

"You haven't won yet, bastard."

"It's only a matter of time, shorty." Envy leaned down, exaggerating the movement to make it a jib, and looked Edward straight in the eye with dancing, amethyst pupils. "Same time next week?"

"I'll see you kiss the dirt at my feet." Ed hissed by way of agreement. Then, "I can't believe that is what you hate the most."

Envy glared at his snicker. "Hey! Sushi's way worse than milk! It's gross, raw fish!"

"Milk is evil incarnate, sushi is food!" The blonde grumbled.

"At least not having sushi won't staunch my growth." He gave the shorter boy a significant look, then deftly skirted out of the way of the metallic fist that was flung in his direction, smirking arrogantly for a moment before he twisted out of the window and went giggling over the rooftops…

…leaving a particularly pissed off alchemist behind to pay the bill.

609 words.

This collection will just be made up of completely random drabbles (inspired by prompts I get from an online generator *link is on my profile*) using these two. All of them will most likely be very short. Hope you enjoy!