Well, I never thought I'll see you again. This is my Naruto parody, hmm! Well I prefer short fanfic.

So are you a scaredy cat? Then don't continue reading this. It might cause serious illness.

Do you still want to continue reading my short fanfic a.k.a parody despite my warning? Wow, so you're brave, wait! You're not a scaredy cat?Let's have a deal, I'll continue writing this if you give me chocolate. Dark chocolate. The darkest of the dark chocolates ever. Have one? Oh, hmmmgh! Chocolate's so good! (Utter silence) fine! I'll continue writing since I have chocolate now.

Naruto Short Fanfic #1: "Naruto's Encounter"

"Hey Naruto! Did you try watching or reading Yaoi?" asked Kabuto showing his manga to Naruto.

"hmm? What's that?" asked Naruto ignoring Kabuto's book.

"What's what?" he responded.

"Yaoi?"

"Oh, yaoi. It's an awesome animation. You'll like it! Promise!"

"Otaku!" exclaimed Shikamaru making random hand gestures.

"Otaku!" exclaimed Neji in a monotonous way.

"GAAH! OTAKU!" exclaimed Kiba covering Akamaru's ears.

"O—taku? What the heck?" exclaimed Naruto who looked very confused.

"Otaku is a person who is addicted to anime and anime stuff." Said Shikamaru who looked annoyed

"I see. Then what's a yaoi?" asked Naruto.

"It's a word you CANNOT find in a decent dictionary." said Neji who looked irritated but still looked cool.

"What? You can find all the words in a dictionary! That's why it's called a dictionary!" exclaimed Naruto looking more confused.

"You won't understand." Said Kiba

Naruto exploded and went home to see it for himself. He was irritated the way Neji and the others explained the things he wanted to know.

He searched for yaoi pictures…

"GAAAAAAAH! What the he—GAYNESS! MY EYES ARE BURNING! IT'S TOO INTENSE! WHY DIDN'T THEY WARN ME? DAMMIT!" exclaimed Naruto who was nose bleeding.

THE END.

Poor Naruto… too stupid to not understand what Neji and the others were trying to tsk tsk! See? That is why you cannot trust a gay snake inside a person's body. Tsk tsk tsk. Well, hope you guys like that.

Reviewing is deeply appreciated.

PS out.