Yeah, I know it's the middle of the summer. Whatever. Just tell me what you think, or not. Your choice, you know?


Yusuke is, as Always, Skipping School

(to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland)

School bells ring, are you listening?
At his house, the TV is glistening,

It's your average sight,

Every weeknight,

Yusuke is, as always, skipping school

Gone away, is his mother

Here to stay, is no other

Than the fourteen year old,

As he feigns a cold,

Yusuke is, as always, skipping school

In the classroom sits his girlfriend Keiko

As she thinks about how he'll be dead

He'll have the rest of the day to goof off

Until Keiko slaps him upside the head

Later on, he'll perspire

As he thinks, of Keiko's ire

He'll be terrified

At that look in her eyes

Yusuke is, as always, skipping school

In Spirit World there sits Koenma

As he looks upon his lazy friend

He'll shake his head in resignation

Because it won't be long 'till Yusuke meets his end

When Yusuke shows, isn't it thrilling?

All the teachers, wish for a killing

Of the rowdy boy

Who takes away joy

Good thing Yusuke is, as always, skipping school

Yusuke is, as always, skipping school

Yusuke is, as always, skipping school