Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin and Hobbes are in their backyard, playing Calvinball, when his mother calls them in.
"Calvin! It's time to come in and eat!"
"But mom, it's too early to eat dinner! Plus I'm beating Hobbes in Calvinball!"
"Calvinball can wait until Rosalyn comes. But right now you need to eat dinner before she comes!''
"Rosalyn is coming? Mom! You know I hate Rosalyn! I'm not kidding! She hates kids!"
"It doesn't matter, your father and I have to get away from here soon."
"Hobbes! What are we going to do!?" Calvin says.
"I think its time to call an emergency G.R.O.S.S. meeting."
"Good idea."
After going inside and running upstairs, Calvin and Hobbes held an emergency meeting pertaining to the imminent threat.
"As superior president, I say we should give her as much trouble as we can, and then run into our room." says Calvin.
"No! I was declared Ultimate Ruler of G.R.O.S.S.! I should make the decision! I say that we attack her, then run into our club's fortress up in the tree. If we're followed, we barrage her with the water balloons that we made today. That should hold her. Then, while she's drying herself off, we find another hideout inside."
"That is a good idea, but I think mine is better. How do we decide who gets to choose?"
"We can vote on it!" Hobbes suggested.
"Good idea. An official G.R.O.S.S. voting session has begun! All in favor of my good idea, raise your hand or paw!" Calvin says, as he raises his hand.
"Ha! Only one vote for yours! All in favor of my splendid idea, raise your hand or paw!
Hobbes raises his paw.
"Haha! Only one vote for yours! It's a tie!"
"Okay, I think we should go with my idea." Hobbes says.
"Fine. I guess we can do what you say, but next time we play Calvinball, I get to come up with a new zone where you have to walk backwards, and talk really slowly. Deal?"
"Deal. Operation Babysitter Soaker 3645 is officially in motion! G.R.O.S.S. meeting complete. Let's get the water balloons ready."
"But first, let's go eat dinner. I'm hungry." Calvin says.
They ran downstairs, and ate as quickly as possible, so they had plenty of time to prepare before the dreaded Rosalyn came at 6:00.
"DING DONG!"
"Run Hobbes! It's Rosalyn! She's here 5 minutes early, probably just to catch us unprepared! "
"Get the water balloons! We can't let her inside while we're off guard!"
"We must get ready as fast as we can."
They ran up the stairs, (without letting in Rosalyn) and grabbed the water balloons they were hiding in the bathtub (one of Calvin's least favorite places.) They then hid in their room until Calvin's mom let in the thoroughly annoyed Rosalyn…
A little later, Calvin and Hobbes are going to bed.
"Man, that plan didn't work at all! Not only the water balloons didn't pop when we threw them at her, Rosalyn caught two of them, and threw them back at me! And, she sent us to bed at 6:45, an hour before my bedtime! Mom is gonna be mad that we gave Rosalyn a hard time."
"Yes, a very unfortunate time in the G.R.O.S.S. club. But I think it was worth it to annoy her, don't you?" asks Hobbes.
"Agreed. Goodnight, pal."
"Goodnight."
The End