A/N: Well, like many things having to do with Cain Saga, this one was once again inspired to spite Aurora Hargreaves. This is not only a crossover of Saint Seiya and Godchild, but also of my fic 'Real Life' and Aurora's 'Crystal Venture' - even if she didn't post it as far as I know.

Disclaimer: Saint Seiya belongs to Masami Kurumada, Count Cain: Godchild belongs to Kaori Yuki, Aurora and Cassandra belong to Aurora Hargreaves, Abby belongs to me. We clear?

"And we're bringing along the two jealous idiots because…" Abby moaned as they entered the school gym, a corner of her servant dress in her fist.

"Because I want to show you that Aphrodite and Cain can get along." Aurora challenged her friend, fiddling with the cuffs of her suit.

Abby snickered, pointing to a corner of the gym. "Yea…I don't think that'll happen." Aurora groaned and face-palmed into her glove as Cain and Aphrodite fought before Cassandra.

Or maybe it was Aphrodite and Cain. The lean figure on the left had unruly, bright aqua hair and a rusted, dinged, bronze armor on that slipped off one shoulder or another with each movement. The being on the right seemed awkward in the tight English suit that clung to his biceps. His blue hair stuck out in random sticks out from the black wig. Cassandra rubbed her temples in the pain that this headache gave her. Abby and Aurora walked to their friend.

"Oi, oi, you two! We're in public and I don't want to spend Halloween in jail from keeping you boys from fighting." Abby winked at Cain with a snarky smirk. "Nice outfit, brat." She made a mock bow to Aphrodite. "Please to meet you, Fish." The seemingly Englishman just blinked.

"Abigail, how proper an outfit for you." Cain smirked and Abby made a swipe for his head. He ducked, but Abby got his wig. She grabbed at Aphrodite's and threw them both to the ground. "Now go into the bathroom and get into your normal clothes."

"Why – do you think I look too well a knight than this jealous idiot?" Aphrodite growled and made to strangle Cain.

"Aphrodite! Go!" Cassandra and Aurora screamed in unison. The two froze in their stances. The girls pointed to the bathroom and they trudged.

They left – Cain in his waistcoat and Aphrodite in his comfortable armor – under a cloud of tense silence for the cafeteria. Abby complimented Aurora and Cassandra on their three-piece suits as they sat down. "Oh, boys, you're just in time."

"Time for what?"

"Pass the candy." Cassandra said, fiddling through her bag for the best piece.

Cain made an uproar. "I refuse! I utterly refuse! I refuse any instance where my mouth comes close to the damn fish's!" He kicked his chair back.

Aurora wrapped a tight, small hand around his sleeve. "Cain, please, can't you two play nice tonight? For me?" Cain pursed his lips, but sat.

Cassandra pulled out a snickers and Abby smiled her agreement. She unwrapped it and placed it between her teeth, a good chunk away from her mouth.

Aurora leaned in and giggling, grabbed the candy. She turned to Aphrodite, whose lips touched hers. She blushed when his tongue wrapped about the chocolate and stole it away.

With closed eyes, he turned around. His lips met Abby's chapped ones, which didn't steal the candy, but kissed back in a…pleasurable way.

"And…I called it. You hate the one you love."

Wait…Abby's voice? But if he wasn't kissing her, then –

He would never admit that the kiss was nice – ever.

Cain and Aphrodite tore apart. Aphrodite blushed red, turning away. Cain's open eyes stared at the knight and unconsciously, he swallowed the chocolate.

"The haunted house is open now – let's go!" Cassandra cheered and the girls left happily.

Cain and Aphrodite spent their Halloween night in a school cafeteria, convincing themselves that the other was a crappy kisser.