Disclaimer: I own nothing but my own insanity. This chapter includes drunken-mayhem and general out-of-character ness. Deal with it and don't
sue me, I have nothing. ~Curtains open, Magneto comes out followed by Joseph. Both guys have beers
in their hands, leaving a trail of beer cans from where they entered. ~ *Magneto: Man, that was the best night of my life! And who woulda thunk it,
I spent it with me.

*Joseph: Dude, I think you've had a few too many or have I? Does it make any difference? I'm confused. Hey, you know what'd be cool, Mags? A song.
Let's sing, PLEASE?!

*Magneto: Well, I don't know. ~looks around~ Alright, but tell the hippos
not to watch.

~ Tune from "I Think I'm A Clone Now" cuts in~

*Magneto: Isn't it strange? Feels like I'm lookin' in a mirror!

*Joseph: What would people say? If only they knew that I was part of some
geneticists plan!
Born to be a carbon copy man! There in a petri dish late one night

they took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say

*Both: I think I'm a clone now There's always two of me just a-hangin'
around
I think I'm a clone now 'cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

*Magneto: Look at the way we go out walking close together

I guess you could say I'm really beside myself

*Joseph: I still remember how it began They produced a carbon copy man

Born in a science lab late one night

Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view

*Both: I think I'm a clone now There's always two of me just a-hangin'
around
I think I'm a clone now 'cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

*Both: I think I'm a clone now And I can stay at home while I'm out of town

I think I'm a clone now 'cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

*Joseph: Signing autographs for my fans, Come and meet the carbon copy man

*Magneto: Livin' in stereo, it's all right, well I can be my own best
friend and I can send myself for pizza so I say

*Both: I think I'm a clone now Another one of me's always hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now 'cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

*Joseph: I think I'm a clone now I've been on Oprah Winfrey I'm world-
renowned

*Both: I think I'm a clone now And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now That's my genetic twin always hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now 'cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now

~Music fades away. Joseph runs for the bathroom. Magneto stands there shaking his head, until he looks down, not now noticing the wet spot on his
pants~

Magneto: uh, whoops! ~Runs away~

Authors Note: So, what did you think? Please review. I wrote this when
hopped up on pain medication for my neck, so if it's creepy, then don't
blame me. Blame pain medicines!