-Me- Hello my fellow fan fiction people this is my Thirty-sixth story. I strongly suggest that you read the other thirty in order before you read this one otherwise you will not get it. Here is the order. Cool Zim, The Stacker that came from the Stars, Zim and Gaz together at last, Zim's First Love, Zim's Future, Army Zim, Zim's Worst Nightmare, Zim and Fruit what a pair, Dib'snew Alley, Amethyst's weird cruse of Doom, The Return of the Stalker that came from the Starts, Pool of Horrors, Talent show of Doom, Grand prize of RJ Doom, Halloween Terrors Combined, Annoying new job of Doom, New challenges, Maybe a New Alley for Dib, Kierra'sgrandentrance, Jump in the line home alone dance party, A day with Amethyst, Thanksgiving interview, When Dance Dance Revolution and Waffles Meet, Zim's one little Slip, It'll be the end of the world invaderzimfannumber1and, Amethyst's 1st and Most Horrible Almost X-Mas Ever, Christmas Eve Shopping Spree, The Most Wonderful X-Mas Ever, Amethyst and Kierra's Worst Day Ever, End of the Year Sleep Over, Friday the 13th Valentine Stalker, Poison Bloody Pineapple, Hearts and Arrows, Bloody Sword Transfusion, First day back, Final Destination Iz style, Fourth of July Speech of Doom, First Date, Opposite Day, Neurotically Nice, and Sonic Siren. Anyway I don't own Invader Zim and I hope you check out my journal on da it will exsplain why I am doing this.

Setting 1 The Skool

A Car drove up to the Skool. A boy stepped out. He was a mix between ad black and a white. He was wearing a dark green coat. He had the hood up over his black hair. He wore black pants. He had glasses and a red scar on his eye. He had a backpack on his back. (If you want a better description then look at my da page under Jason.)

-Jason- Mom you don't have to follow me in. I am going to go this time I promise.

-Celeste- I know you are Jason but to be sure I am letting Ricky follow you in. (She said bring out the little monkey.) I put a spell on him so he will be my eyes while you are in there. If you leave the school I will know.) She said pointing to her crystal ball.)

-Jason- I thought you did not have enough magic for this kind of spell?

-Celeste- After what happened to us I maybe a little disenchanted, but the key word there is little. Now have fun. And remember I will be watching you.

-Jason- Well that could have have gone better. Did it hurt when she put the spell on you? (Rikky shook his head.) Good now lets get in there Ricky I want to see Paige again. (He was about to head in when all of a sudden Dib ran right into him. The bump made Rikky go flying and Dib and Jason were left alone.)

-Gaz- (She was kind of far away from the Skool, but obviously chasing Dib.) Dib wait till I get my hands on you…

-Dib- Oh no…

-Jason- What's going on?

-Dib- Shh… (He said putting his hand on Jason's moth and leading him into the bushes.)

-Jason- Why are we hiding?

-Dib- Keep it down. If my sister finds us I'm dead.

-Jason- But I…

-Dib- Shh…

-Gaz- Dib where are you? (She said just now arriving at the Skool. She was holding her game slave it looked like it had gotten water spilled all over it. She began to look for Dib throw the bushes. She got closer and closer to where Dib and Jason were until…)

-Keef- Hey Gaz what you doing?

-Gaz- Don't talk to me Keef I have to find Dib. He must pay for spilling water all over my Game Slave.

-Keef- You know Gaz I have an new Game Slave with me if you want to have it. (He said taking out a Game Slave.)

-Gaz- (She snatched it from Keef.) You have this with you why?

-Keef- Because, I love everything about you. So I decided I should try your favorite game, but I would gladly give it to you, because I live to make you happy.

-Gaz- Alright fine. (She said dropping the old Game Slave. Then she began to play Keef's Game Slave.)

-Keef- See it works just like your old one.

-Gaz- Dib if you're listening you've been spared for now. But if you ever ruin my stuff again you're dead. (She walked into the Skool and Keef followed.)

-Dib- Shoo that was close. I never thought I would be so happy to see Keef. By the way… (Just then Rikky jumped on top of Dib and started to attack him.) AHH! (Dib ran all over the place until finally he ended up on the ground with Rikky still attacking his backpack that was still on his back.) GET IT OFF!

-Jason- (He ran to Dib.) Sorry no Rikky this kid is not evil. (He said trying to pull Rikky off of Dib. Rikky grabbed at Dib's backpack and right when Jason got Rikky off the backpack split open and all of Dib's stuff went everywhere.) Rikky you bad monkey (He whispered to Rikky.) Go and hide I'll be fine. I think. Just go. (Rikky ran back into the bushes. Jason began to help Dib up.) Sorry about that, but my pet monkey thought you were trying to hurt me.

-Dib- Who brings their pet monkey to Skool?

-Jason- People who are new and scared of stuff…

-Dib- Stuff?

-Jason- Yah stuff.

-Dib- O.k. anyway sorry that I had to involve you in that situation.

-Jason- Oh that's o.k. Rikky already got you back for that. (He laughed awkwardly.)

-Dib- Right… (He picked up his backpack.) Look at this hole what am I going to do?

-Jason- Don't worry I can fix it for you. At my old Skool I was the president of the sowing club.

-Dib- You were?

-Jason- Yah I know it is weird for a boy to know how to sow, but my mom got me into it. (He said taking out some sowing supplies from inside his backpack. He began to fix Dib's backpack.)

-Dib- So that monkey of your does he have rabies?

-Jason- No I would not worry about that. So that scary girl was your sister and you were hiding from her because…?

-Dib- Well you see this morning I spilled water all over her and her Game Slave. I didn't mean to I tripped over one of dad's machines and one thing led to another…

-Jason- Interesting well I think that should just about do it. (He said as he finished fixing Dib's backpack. He gave it to Dib and he looked it over.)

-Dib- That was quick?

-Jason- Like I said I am an expert.

-Dib- Thanks… (He said as he started to put his books and other stuff back in his backpack.)

-Jason- Oh let me help you with that. (He began to help Dib with his stuff.)

-Dib- Thanks so you're new here?

-Jason- Yah I just moved here. My name is Jason what's your's?

-Dib- Dib. (He said as he and Jason finished packing his backpack. Dib zipped it up, put is on his back, and they both stud up.) Well it was nice meeting you I guess and… (He said as he felt inside his coat pocket and realized that his tracker was gone.) Hey where's my monster tracker? (He said as he began to look all over for it.)

-Jason- Monster tracker… (He said as he looked for it too. Then he saw it. He backed up and stepped on it while talking to Dib.) Why do you need a monster tracker?

-Dib- Because I am a paranormal investigator. And…(He heard the sound of the tracker brake.) Huh my tracker you broke it.

-Jason- Oh I'm sorry Dib I didn't mean to I… (They heard the warning bell ring.)

-Dib- Great now I am going to be late. (He grabbed the tracker and its pieces.) Well I guess I could fix it during class as long as Miss. Bitters does not notice. Bye Jason.

-Jason- Bye Dib. So that was the paranormal investigator he is not so bad but still keeping the secret might be harder with him around.

-Me- O.k. well that was the first chapter. I know you all know his secret is that he is a half vampire, but just pretend that you don't. And review, because this story is going to be very different from the old story I had for Jason. I'm not even sure how long this is going to take me. Anyway until next time I leave you all with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!