A/N: Minecraft is so damn fun o3o I tried the You Are the Creeper Mod, and things went insane in my world. Creeper craters everywhere! Anyway, meet Joe, the creeper.
Disclaimer: Notch owns Minecraft.
The Sun starts to rise, bringing light to the dark land. You can hear Zombies and Skeletons sizzling in the light, and eventually dying. Creepers remain, and start wandering around, waiting for unlucky humans to show up. The humans will start to fly everywhere, well, pieces of it fly everywhere due to the Creeper's wrath.
Joe, an average Creeper whose job is to blow up humans, goes out to pick some flowers so he can have some friends. Thing is, he's extremely bored and wants something to happen. So Joe decided to host a party, and (God forbid) cause mayhem to humans, blowing up things and setting houses on fire. Joe loved seeing sceneries like those.
Seeing a lone, vulnerable, human, Joe gets a spider, and sets it on the poor bastard. The human dies a horrible death, and drops all his items. Joe picked up the items, and used them to his own benefit. Though he accidentally stabbed himself with the dreaded diamond sword, he still continued to use it. Oh how oblivious.
The bored Creeper decided to hand out flowers to fellow creepers, not inviting zombies and skeletons because they expire in the sun quickly like sprinkling salt on an earthworm. Evening came, Humans were asleep. Joe took this chance to seize the humans and use their towns as the place for his party. Creepers were incredibly fucking intelligent with Joe around, so the Humans were easily driven out of the town, a few being blasted to bits. One creeper died from what appears to be a bottle of beer with TNT inside it. How can TNT fit into one bottle? God knows the answer. Moving on, the creepers started raiding the Humans' storage, few of them containing porno magazines and Hentai (Which the creepers read).
Joe started throwing sugar at his army of creepers, and taking in some of them. He started the jukebox, which had loud techno music, which can drive a person insane or send him dancing like a mad retard. Joe and his creepers start dancing around, throwing items and cake at each other, as well as more sugar. The insanity meter was pushed up when the creepers started wrecking the houses due to them being sugar-high and/or drunk.
Morning came, and the entire town was nothing but a smoldering ruin from the creepers' assault and retarded partying. The Humans returned, seeing their home desolated. They declared war as they charged in the ruined town, shooting creepers down with arrows. The Creepers fought back, but some were unable to because most of them were either shitfaced or even suffered from diabetes.
Half of the Creepers fought back. Needless to say, it became chaotic when they started exploding. Joe, sitting his ass down on a wooden bench, watched his army go after the humans. A drunk creeper came along, approaching Joe. "SSSsssssssss…" The creeper hissed, and Joe was frozen in fear, as if he shit his pants. Creepers don't wear pants, but whatever. Moving on, the creeper moved away and headed for the humans. Little did Joe know that the creeper had an entire inventory of TNTs.
"LEEEEEROOOY JEEEEENKIIIINSSSS!" The creeper hissed, charging at the humans recklessly. Then a massive explosion is seen and heard. The explosion was so loud you can hear it from Russia, though this is fucking impossible in any way. After the explosion, the entire blocky world was a smoldering ruin, with the underground residents being survivors. As for Joe, however…
Let's just say he went to creeper Hell because he was a lazy bastard and had others do all the fighting for him.
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