Dan and Phil were chillin all up in the club when two guys came up to them. One tried to punch Phil when Dan jumped in.
"WHATCHA THING YA DOIN MATE?!" Dan yelled, knocking the first one down with a single round house kick. "THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND!"
The second man tried to push Phil down, but Dan got to him first. "ONLY I GET TO TOUCH HIM YOU NINNYS!"
Phil jumped into Dans arms, "My hero!" Phil cheered.