good dog
by Nox
A/N: This is a one-shot little bundle of fluffy joy. At least I hope it gives you readers fluffy gooey happiness like chocolate gives Moony fluffy gooey happiness… Anyway, it was worth a shot. Hope you like.
Disclaimer: I am currently serving ten years for each of my stolen Marauders (Moony and Padfoot are locked in my closet and serve me as plot bunnies and just good old fashion entertainment… I like to watch… teehee…). Therefore I can officially say that I don't own them forever, just until I'm caught and or they are found missing…
Italics mean actions
One-shot fluff
Dialogue
Nearly empty Gryffindor Common Room, Marauders' 7th year, noon, a random Hogsmeade Weekend
"Padfoot, could you please stop dancing like that?… Padfoot!"
"What! One second…"
"grumble… I knew I shouldn't have given you a walkman for your birthday…"
"…"
"PADFOOT! Take your headphones off!"
"Jeeze, Moony, you don't need to yell…"
"If I don't, the sound won't penetrate your thick skull!"
"Fine. They're off… see? Now, what did you want?"
"I was asking you to stop dancing around like that. It's distracting."
"You're just jealous I wasn't dancing for you… tee hee."
"Oh and who were you dancing for? We're the only people who stayed behind this weekend, and in case you haven't noticed, all the 1st and 2nd years are getting a lecture from Filch."
"Can't a guy dance for the heck of it?"
"I guess, but can't you do it somewhere else? Like China?"
"Oh, Moony doesn't appreciate my dancing… If you listened to this, you couldn't to help but dance either!"
"Be that as it may, I'm studying."
"What?"
"Charms."
"Moony, you know this like the back of my pretty pretty head!"
"And since when do I know the back of your head that well?"
"Everyone knows the back of my head…"
"I don't want to know what goes on in your mind…"
"Come on, Moony! Take a break! Get off your sexy bum and dance with me."
"Since when is my bum sexy, or even any of your business for that matter?"
"Since I decided it was… and I deemed myself your bodyguard, so your bum, along with all other interesting body parts, is my business by default."
"blink… erm… OK. Thanks… I guess."
"Anytime! Now, you have to listen! puppydog eyes Pwease, Moony?"
"melt…cough What are you… stop with the eyes!… cough listening to?"
"David Bowie… Hallo Spaceboy the PSB remix. It's dance-a-liscious!"
"Oh dear… Fine, I'll listen… but only to shut you up. Give me the headphones. Fine, you can have one. Press play."
"…………………………"
"blink, blink… erm, Sirius? What did he say?"
"Moondust will cover you? I know, he's a genius?"
"No, the beginning bit."
"Oh! You mean the girls or boys part?"
"Yeah…"
"sexy voice Do you like girls or boys? It's confusing these days… stare"
"nervous chuckle… Pads?... swallow... why are you staring at me like that?... Padfoot?"
"… lick lips…growl…stare…"
"…whimper… melt… Si-sirius?"
"Moony stare… POUNCE"
"Aaaarggghh! Watch the parchment, watch the parchment!"
"growl … pick up Moony and throw on couch"
"Woah! Hold up! Wait- get your hands out of there… No! People will see!"
"grumble… we're the only ones here, remember? Filch lectures usually last hours…"
"Good point but- wait! Bad dog! Bad touch! Stop! NO! Bad dog…"
"Bad dog? I'll show you bad dog. rummage rummage"
"struggle, gasp, pant … uuuunnnghh…… ah ah!..."
"…"
"Good dog."
Do you like girls or boys?
It's confusing these days…
But moondust will cover you…
Cover you…
A/N: Tee hee… I hope you all liked it!