I'm going to do this anyway even though many people have already attempted at this hard task. There will be Sakura-bashing. Please comment and give any other reasons why Sasuke is always SEME!
Reasons why Sasuke is the ultimate SEME…
He has a rocking body
He's taller than Naruto
He's Manlier
Naruto doesn't ignite the sex as often as Sasuke does
Naruto wouldn't know what to do even if Pervy-sensei and Kakashi tried to teacher him
Naruto blushes and Uchihas don't
Naruto belongs on bottom
He enjoys branding him
Naruto screams/moans out Sasuke's name after being filled
Sasuke has a longer/thicker dick (not kidding here)
Naruto's too cute to be seme (uke all the way)
Sasuke's got a six-pack
Naruto doesn't eat enough vegetables
Sasuke a sexy voice
He can kill Sakura in a matter of seconds when Naruto can't even tell Hinata off
Sasuke is a Teme (bastard) (which means your ten times cooler than a dobe)
He MADE the Uchiha smirk legendary
He's one of the most perverted men alive
He has pictures of Naruto naked/sleeping/fighting/showering/being fucked
He likes watching Naruto suck on bananas… (who doesn't)