Why You Should Never Get A Dwarf High (a Gimli poem)
I was a bit bored so this came out…
Join the celebration of the fall of Mordor,
It's taking place in Rivendell hall,
There's laughter and food, with drink a plenty,
And barrels of ale, just about twenty,
This is where we find Gimli, drinking his fill,
When he gets a look in his eye like he's going to kill,
For Sauron left a small present, in an ale barrel,
A drug welll known as midwinter Harrell,
It makes you go mad for about half an hour,
It boosts up your strength as well as your power,
Gimli picked up his axe, and yelled a battle cry,
Because right at this moment the dwarf had got high,
He swung out his axe and stole Strider's blade,
Spilled Elrond's guts, the elf's life began to fade,
Merry and Sam were chopped in half through the heart,
(This was hard to do, they were small at the start!)
With a smile and a laugh he stole Frodo's ring,
(O.K so he hasn't got it now so what?)
And swung out his axe to kill the halfling,
Strider came running, sword held out high,
Gimli dropped upon him, straight out the sky,
Gimli was so he bit off his head,
Panamanian rang out, the king is dead!
Gimli kept charging and removed Pippin's nose,
Then he shoved down Pippin's throat, a thorny red rose,
Gandalf attacked, but tripped on his beard,
Gimli the dwarf, Gandalf now greatly feared,
The dwarf in question came with his axe,
He reached the Grey Pilgrim and he hacked and he hacked ,
Gandalf was left a bloody red mess,
And some of it spilled on Arwen's new dress,
So all were killed in the house of Elrond,
This is why of Gimli we are very fond.
Thanks 4 reading! I know its stupid but I was bored… Please R+R!!!
*_* Eternal Spirit *_*
I was a bit bored so this came out…
Join the celebration of the fall of Mordor,
It's taking place in Rivendell hall,
There's laughter and food, with drink a plenty,
And barrels of ale, just about twenty,
This is where we find Gimli, drinking his fill,
When he gets a look in his eye like he's going to kill,
For Sauron left a small present, in an ale barrel,
A drug welll known as midwinter Harrell,
It makes you go mad for about half an hour,
It boosts up your strength as well as your power,
Gimli picked up his axe, and yelled a battle cry,
Because right at this moment the dwarf had got high,
He swung out his axe and stole Strider's blade,
Spilled Elrond's guts, the elf's life began to fade,
Merry and Sam were chopped in half through the heart,
(This was hard to do, they were small at the start!)
With a smile and a laugh he stole Frodo's ring,
(O.K so he hasn't got it now so what?)
And swung out his axe to kill the halfling,
Strider came running, sword held out high,
Gimli dropped upon him, straight out the sky,
Gimli was so he bit off his head,
Panamanian rang out, the king is dead!
Gimli kept charging and removed Pippin's nose,
Then he shoved down Pippin's throat, a thorny red rose,
Gandalf attacked, but tripped on his beard,
Gimli the dwarf, Gandalf now greatly feared,
The dwarf in question came with his axe,
He reached the Grey Pilgrim and he hacked and he hacked ,
Gandalf was left a bloody red mess,
And some of it spilled on Arwen's new dress,
So all were killed in the house of Elrond,
This is why of Gimli we are very fond.
Thanks 4 reading! I know its stupid but I was bored… Please R+R!!!
*_* Eternal Spirit *_*