Reader x Supernatural

Hehe, so this was just a little thing I wrote at 1am when I was craving chocolate but there was absolutely NONE in the house! The horror!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own supernatural or it's characters. If I did, Destiel would have been cannon a loooooong time ago.

"Sammy!" I shout from the living room.

"Yeah?" Sam replies as he clomps his moose feet down the stairs.

"We're out of chocolate!" I moan.

"Oh no," Sam says sarcastically.

"Sam!" I scold, "You know how much I love chocolate!"

"Okay, why don't you go and get some?"

"Because!"

"Because?"

"I can't be bothered!" I complain and then look back at the TV, "I'm watching Sherlock, I neeeeeeeeeddd chocolate!"

"Well," Sam says, "I guess I could get some while I'm getting cat food for Cas' kittens."

"pleeeaaseeeeeeee could you?" I put on my best puppy dog face.

"If," Sam offers, "you clean the kitty litter for the rest of the week!"

I sit bolt upright on the couch, "You wouldn't?!"

"I would." Sam smirks, "that's the deal, or NO chocolate. I'm sick of cleaning up after those kittens."

I groan, "Fine." I agree with a roll of my eyes.

"Got your chocolate." Sam says as he walks in the door with two shopping bags.

"Ooh, gimme!" I say excitedly. He chucks it too me and heads to the kitchen to unpack. I look at the packaging carefully to make sure he got the right chocolate.

"SAMMY!" I yell in frustration. In my hands is chocolate, yes, but it's no sugar 85% cocoa quinoa chocolate with seeds and spinach.

"Yeah?" He replies innocently, appearing in the doorway.

"You bitch." I say darkly.

"Jerk." He retorts, I leap over the couch to attack him, throwing the disgusting chocolate to the ground.

"You terrible, horrible health freak!" I yell as I tackle him to the ground.

"Woah, woah, woah!" He says and puts his hands up in surrender, he sits up on the floor of the living room.

"It was just a joke." He gets up and goes to the kitchen, I follow angrily, fixing my messed up Pyjamas and sweater that I had been wearing all day.

He takes out a delicious family size Cadbury chocolate block from one of the shopping bags sitting on the bench.

I growl, "You dare prank me with chocolate?" I warn.

He laughs uneasily, "Uh oh, looks like I've awakened the monster," He gives me an innocent smile, "sorry?"

"ARGHHHHH!" I yell and lunge for him again.

"DEAN!" Sam yells, "HELP!"