Fanoflotsofthings: I no you all missed me! Sorry for the long wait but I had writers block!

Sasori: Yah right! You were probably just being lazy. (Rolls eyes)

Fanoflotsofthings: Sasori just go away and fuck Deidara! And I was not lazy, you meanie! (Pouting)

Sasori: Sorry, of course! (Leaves to find Dei)

Fanoflotsofthings: This is my first Naruto fanfic so bashing my work is advised!

Naruto: Warning it's going to be so bad!

Fanoflotsofthings: Shut up Naruto, you're only mad because you're the uke in this relationship!

Naruto: Am not!

Pein: What'd I miss?

Fanoflotsofthings: Naruto being mad about being the uke.

Pein: But I like you beneath me. (Pouting)

Naruto: (Blushing madly)

Fanoflotsofthings: Get a room and go fuck each other!

Naruto and Pein: (Leave in a hurry to nearby bedroom)

Fanoflotsofthings: I swear some of these people fuck like bunnies.

Deidara: Remember Fanoflotsofthings does not own Naruto and is only an obsessed fan!

Fanoflotsofthings: Oh you so know it! On to my story! Oh yeah I modified this story a little because I noticed some mistakes. Sorry for the inconvenience but this story is my work of art! Lol, I'm a perfectionist just deal!

"Said"

'Thought'

Kyubie Talking

Flashback

Obsessed Twins

Naruto was used to the hectic living from being in the Akatsuki, but he couldn't handle the obsessed twins! Itachi and Tobi were dubbed that because they were completely obsessed with him, which got really bad sometimes. Like them following him all over the base. He hated them with so much fury that he might as well be radiating it. He could only handle so much.

An example would be the constant explosions from Deidara and him screaming at the top of his lungs when Sasori and he were having sex. He could handle all of Hidan's cursing, and Kakuza always taking him when ever he felt like it which was almost every hour or few hours it depended on how horny he was. And how could he forget Kakuza always telling everyone not to spend too much money. He could handle Zetsu always popping out of nowhere usually scaring him shitless and the white and black side of his face always arguing, and Konan always messing with paper with its annoying rustling and every once in a while stalking Pein which he hated Pein was his. Also Kisame draining him of his chakra when he felt like it, and how could he forget Madara always torturing innocent people and their screams. That got annoying sometimes he really needed something else to occupy his time like a guy.

Tobi and Itachi never understood he was so not interested! Itachi and Tobi were always following him around. They would follow him to the bathroom, to their training grounds, and basically everywhere. They always asked if he needed anything or if they could train with him. Even if they were bold enough they would ask him out, the answer always no. But he never got to answer because they started fighting for who got their precious Naru-chan he despised the nick name, but he always grumble neither of you and left them still fighting. The worst part was they would always talk away on nothing particular, giving him a headache. God even Sakura wasn't as bad as these idiots and Sasuke didn't even talk! He told them countless times he was taken but they ignored the fact all together, he guessed they were hoping him to dump the girl they thought he was dating. But in reality he was really dating their leader, Pein.

He woke up that morning in Pein's bed like usual smiling happily. Pein always eased his tension with the twins. He was always surprised that no one really knew he was with Pein. It gave him the satisfaction because he didn't have to kill anyone for no reason if they even looked at Pein, but he did have the urge.

It drove him insane when Konan threw herself on him like some kind of whore, but Pein always brushed her off. That always made him do the happy dance in his head, but he settled on a simple smile on the outside. Kyubie always laughed at him because he was happy his Kit finally managed to get a mate and of course because of Naruto's silly antics. Also that Naruto had found someone that loved him unlike that selfish bastard Sasuke Uchiha who went and cheated on him with Sakura who didn't give a damn.

Flashback

'I wonder what Sasuke will think, when I come early from the mission.' Naruto thought as he headed towards the Uchiha District. The streets were stained with blood from the Uchiha Massacre. He had learned the real reason why they were massacred; it was because they were plotting against Konaha. He didn't tell anyone because he believed that no one would actually believe the fox holder. Also another interesting fact was that the Akatsuki worked for Konoha and its allies, which he found rather amusing. This made him wonder what other secrets Konoha was hiding. He would have to talk to Baa-Chan about it later, but right now all he wanted was to go home to Sasuke.

He was half way there he noticed that Kyubie had been really quiet the whole way back to the village.

'Kyubie you okay?' actually worried, he loved the stupid fox!

Yes Kit, I just have a really bad feeling is all. He answered still thinking about what could be possibly wrong. Naruto was cautious now, when ever Kyubie had that feeling something bad was going to happen and soon. Naruto thought of a hundred different scenarios and only one seemed to continue pop up in his head. He wouldn't, would he?

'Hey Kyubie?' he said.

Yes Kit.

'Do you think, ummm…?'

Spit it out!

'That Sasuke would cheat on me?'

Kit you want the truth?

'I would prefer it.'

Yes, he's a selfish bastard and you deserve better!

'Thanks Kyubie, and I hate to say it but you're probably right.' He sighed he hoped to Kami that was not why Kyubie was having the bad feeling. He finally was at Sasuke's and his house. He was getting more worried with every second that passed not knowing what to expect. He tried to open the door and was surprised to find it locked; Sasuke never locked the door ever and even if he did it was very seldom. This was a really bad sign.

Kit is it only me or is this a really bad sign? He could only nod, Sasuke never gave him a key because he didn't believe in them, and here he was locked out of his house with no key.

Kit there's an open window in the kitchen. Kyubie was so pissed if the stupid Uchiha hurt his Kit he was going to make him wish that he died in that massacre, he thought wickedly.

"Thanks Kyubie," Naruto spoke out loud. He entered through the kitchen window soundlessly afraid he would get caught before he knew what was going on. The smell of sex was the first thing that assaulted his nose; he could already feel the tears building up. He trusted the bastard and he does this, he was only gone for four days, he might have understood if it was a month but FOUR DAYS! He was going through all the possibilities of the culprit who betrayed his friendship. Not Ino she was with Sai after finally getting over her silly crush on the Uchiha. Also Sai would never let Ino go, but what surprised him most was that Sai was a normal person thanks to Ino. Sai showed a real smile and actual feelings. That brought a smile to his face. Tenten was with Lee and would never expect her doing that any way. Lee loved her so much because she recognized him when Sakura wouldn't. It was the best ending that he could have thought of after all they definitely deserved each other. Hinata no way! She was in Suna happily married to Gaara, he was really happy when he heard the news and that she was over her crush on him. But more importantly happy for Gaara finally getting the love he deserved and that someone besides his siblings and himself saw him as an actual person. Besides now everyone saw him as a person because he was the hokage over there. Temari but she was with Kankuro and would never betray her brother, that's what she considered him since the whole joining together of their villages so many years ago or maybe it was after the fight between him and Gaara. He never knew when but it had been for a long time since he was eighteen. Also because how much he cared about Gaara even when he was killing monster not knowing what he was doing half the time. Kiba was with Shino no surprise there. Chouji and Shikamaru were together, which was probably the biggest surprise in his entire life. Neji was married to some beautiful water princess, which he totally deserved, and was over all that fate crap. That left one person that was actually that low to hurt him like this…Sakura.

He suddenly heard the bed upstairs start to move, creaking with every thrust, and he knew but he had to see it himself.

Kit I love you like my own child and I think we should leave.

"I know," he said, "but I have to see it for myself, no matter how much it hurts." Kyubie was silent he didn't want him getting hurt more then he already was, but he knew as much as Naruto this was more for closure than anything else. We walked up the stairs making sure they didn't creak or it would give him away.

"Oh Sasuke, harder!" someone yelled and he knew for sure it was Sakura's squeaky voice. Out of all the people Sasuke could have cheated on him with, he choose the annoying, whore bitch known as Sakura.

"Hnn," was Sasuke's reply so typical of him he thought. He finally made it to his and Sasuke's room. Yep definitely having sex in there, there were grunts, pants, moans, and the sickening sound of skin smaking against skin. Naruto felt his stomach churning this was so below everything he valued. He felt so sick! How they could have done this to him? They probably did this every time he left for his mission; this was so sick and uncalled for, especially after all he did for that bastard in the first place and… her. He brought Sasuke back to the village for her! Never even asking for anything! He made the toughest decision of his life he opened the door. He thought he was ready for this sight but he so wasn't.

Sakura had her legs over Sasuke's shoulders so he could put his 7½ in. cock deeper into her. Sakura was the first to notice and only smiled smugly before pulling Sasuke down for a very deep passionate kiss. Sasuke was surprised at first but gave into the kiss quite quickly and forgot about Naruto for a while. Wait, Naruto his chakra signature was right behind him…SHIT! He looked around to see Naruto with tears cascading down his face.

"I knew it was too good to be true." Naruto whispered.

"Yah, Sasuke wants me not some stupid, over obsessed, loser. He wants me not some monster!" Sakura nearly screamed out. Naruto broke from what she said and could feel Kyubie seething with rage. The tears stopped flowing as he realized he was so much better then this.

"Hnn," was all Sasuke could say because he was so speechless.

"Well," Naruto said smiling," You can have him he's just a selfish bastard who only cares about revenge and reviving his clan. Good luck with Sakura you'll need it and Uchiha Massacre was all planned. After all I did for you two you repay me like this! I saved both of you so many times! I never asked for anything in return not love or friendship! God I thought you guys cared but I was so wrong! I hope you guys are happy together you deserve each other!" Sasuke and Sakura were too speechless to say a word. He turned away when I an after thought came to mind, "Oh yah Sasuke, I could have helped you revive your clan if you asked. Kyubie can change my gender." With that he left not looking back at the speechless couple, they deserved each other and he deserved to be loved for real and not some fake crap.

Are you okay, Kit? Naruto smiled, at least someone cared.

'Yah thanks. I'm lucky to have you,' Kyubie blushed at that.

So what's next? Naruto smiled he had the perfect idea to get away from it all.

'The Akatsuki," that made Kyubie smile, it was the perfect idea. He could still become hokage and wouldn't be betraying the village.

You're a smart one Kit. Naruto smiled Kyubie always knew the right things to say at the right time. He made his way to the Hokage's Tower. Wondering the whole time if he was doing the right and realized he was. He noticed Tsunade just entering with Shizune right behind her.

"Hey, Hokage-sama!" Naruto yelled, "I need to talk to you, PLEASE!" he begged. Tsunade and Shizune realized immediately something was wrong because Naruto was being so polite.

"Come on!" Tsunade yelled. Naruto quickly passed Shizune but before entering the office he bowed politely to Shizune. They were both speechless as he entered the office.

"Tsunade I'm just going to get to the point." he took a deep breath he didn't know what she would say, " I want join the Akatsuki to get away from the village and more so Sasuke." He saw the stunned look on her face but it quickly turned to pure rage.

"WHAT THE HELL DID THAT BASTARD DO!" Tsunade roared. Naruto had to cover his ears because she was so loud. Everyone in the entire village heard her and felt horrible for the poor soul that was going to feel her wrath. Even Jiraiya who was a few miles away heard her. The only thing Jiriya thought was the Uchiha was going to get his ass kicked, only one person could get that kind of reaction from her was Naruto. Speaking of that he better hurry to see what was wrong. He quickly teleported to the Hokage's Office to see what was with the ruckus.

"What happened?" he asked oh so coolly but he was searing inside.

"Oh hi Jiraiya how's the book?" Naruto asked.

"Don't change the subject. Wait did you just call me Jiraiya and not Pervert or Pervy-Sage? What the hell did he do?" he said almost yelling.

"Lucky for you I was just about to tell Hokage-sama." Naruto said. Jiraiya looked at the Tsunade liked the world might have ended and he didn't know about it yet. She nodded just as confused as he was. Naruto didn't miss the exchange.

"No the world didn't end in the last 24 hours. Sasuke has been cheating on me with Sakura every time I went on a mission." he stated calmly.

"Shizune, I know you're outside the door listening. Please inform Miss Haruno that she is no longer my apprentice, please." Tsunade said calmly. Shizune poked her head into the office nodding, killer intent radiating from her being and everyone in the small office excluding Naruto.

Just then Iruka and Kakashi came running in curious as to what was with the entire ruckus. Iruka was about to ask what happened but saw Jiraiya and Tsunade seething with rage and knew it was the stupid Uchiha and Sakura. Kakashi realized that too, and had no plan of training those two ever again.

"I'm gonna kill him!" Iruka yelled and almost made it out of the office but Kakashi grabbed him.

"Don't worry love, I'm as mad as you are but that isn't the way to handle this." he stated oh so coolly. Naruto smiled he knew if Iruka and Kakashi found out Iruka would try to kill Sasuke and Kakashi would stop him, that's the kind of couple they were. It took a whole hour before they could convince Iruka not to kill Sasuke.

Everything was organized for Naruto to join Akatsuki immediately. Naruto never felt so relived in his entire life. Except he would miss everyone terrible in the village.

End Flashback

That was the reason he joined the Akatsuki in the first place and they welcomed him with open arms. For once he wasn't thought as a freak or monster, they loved Kyubie and not for the power either. Kyubie no longer gripped about being with Naruto, he was saying the opposite actually. It had been six months since leaving the village and he missed it a little but not enough to go back.

Naruto stretched his aching muscles from last night's sex, which was total heaven in both of their minds. Pein was still asleep, except without all of those piercing adoring his handsome face. Naruto felt very special because he was the only one who ever saw him without the piercing. Also how peaceful Pein was in his deep slumber.

He quickly got out of bed, so he wouldn't wake his sleeping partner. He grabbed all his scattered clothing heading towards their bathroom; he really needed a hot shower. Getting into the bathroom, he wondered how everyone was and if they missed him. He exhaled probably not, which dampened his mood. But he then smiled he did know however that Iruka and Kakashi missed him and the Pervy-Sage and Baa-Chan. The water stung his skin for a while and then was replaced with him being really quiet satisfied. He wondered if Baa-Chan and Pervy-Sage finally were together, but most of all how Sasuke was. He was so deep in though that he didn't notice the door open then close and someone getting into the shower. Until some strong arms were wrapped around his waist. He looked around to see the owner of the arms only to find Pein's azure eyes staring back.

"What's on your mind?" Pein asked.

Kit this is what I love about your man, he is so considerate, hot, strong, hot, smart, hot, organized, hot, sweet, and most of all HOT! Kyubie said wondering how his Kit got so lucky. Naruto laughed causing Pein to arch his eye brow.

"Do I want to know?" Pein asked. He knew the Kyubie always had something interesting to say. Naruto turned around so that he was facing his lover.

"Well mostly Kyubie was saying you were hot." he said a glimmer in his eyes as he placed his hand on his lover's neck.

"Oh really?" Pein said as he leaned down to give his lover a very passionate kiss. Naruto was wondering if he should ask Pein about how he wanted to visit Konoha. It was almost as if Pein had read his mind as he ended the kiss.

"I think you should visit Konoha." Pein explained. Naruto was so speechless, but he couldn't because he was considered an enemy to everyone he loved and cared for. "Tsunade told them about us, and that we were no longer wanted men and women. Also I think because everyone knows that people miss you." Naruto smiled at his lover, he was so sweet and considerate of his feelings.

"Thank you." Naruto whispered causing Pein to smile.

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It had been two days since the shower incident and Naruto didn't think he wanted to visit anymore. The reason was he had everything he needed right here and that was Pein, but the twins were making him think he should go just to get away from them.

It started out his day like usual getting up, getting into the shower, Pein joining him a few moments later, getting dressed, leaving to the kitchen while Pein retreated to his office to do paper work, and himself getting his coffee. He was drinking his coffee reading a book, he found it in Pein's office and it was actually pretty good. That was when the famous twins made their appearance arguing yet again about who got him and about who would get him when but the worst part was they were talking about a threesome of the three. This was probably the last straw he couldn't take them anymore.

"WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO FUCK EACH OTHER? STOP STALKING ME LIKE SICK, PATHETIC PUPPIES! "He paused, "NO ONE GETS ME BECAUSE I'M ALREADY TAKEN AND HE LOVES ME!" Naruto shouted. He was so pissed off that he stormed out of the kitchen not caring what their pathetic faces looked like. He headed towards the one person that would make him feel better…Pein. He loved him so much and Pein loved him the same. Pein got annoyed when Tobi and Itachi were always all over Naruto, he would even have to say jealous.

Naruto slammed into Pein's office and locked the door behind him he wanted them to be alone. Pein was a little frightened of Naruto, he never saw Naruto so angry unless it was about the younger Uchiha. He let out a sigh he wondered what those idiots did to finally make him snap like this.

"Those idiots can't talk about having a fucking threesome with me!" He shouted as he started to pace back and forth ranting about them and their idiotic selves. It made Pein chuckle, Naruto was always funny when he was ranting about something it also made him so cute.

"What's so funny?" he could see from his expression that Naruto was clearly confused, that made him chuckle again. He could see that Naruto was starting to get angry so he got up and hugged him from behind. Naruto instantly relaxed into his lover's touch, he was hoping that Pein would calm him down. He leaned into the touch savoring how Pein's body felt against his own and the heat radiating off of him.

"You never answered my question, Pein." Naruto said.

"Hmmm, oh that one. You just looked so funny and adorable ranting like that." Pein answered getting rewarded when Naruto turned as red as a cherry. He kissed the fox boy's red cheeks. "Oh yeah, you and all of the Akatsuki are going to visit Konoha."

"Huh, why?" Naruto asked.

"Tsunade wants us to have a break, but more importantly to see you it's been how long?" Naruto smiled it had been a while since he was in the village.

"I believe it to be six months." Naruto answered.

"So I think this visit is way past due don't you think?"

"Yah."

"That's good I wouldn't want someone dragging you kicking and screaming." he laughed that would have been insanely funny in his opinion. This also earned him a blush from his fox lover.

"Wait does that mean you'll be accompanying me there?" Naruto asked. He hoped to Kami that when he said all of the Akatsuki that included himself. Pein saw hope in Naruto's eyes he felt like playing with him.

"Hmmm, I don't know." he said. Naruto looked worried and hurt, but he realized he was playing around when he gave him a big cheesy grin causing him to laugh.

"Hmmm, I wonder what you would like kicking and screaming?" Naruto wondered aloud and that caused a whole another fit of laughter.

Okay that was the first chapter of Obsessed Twins, I hope you liked it.

Fanoflotsofthings: What do you think of the first chapter Naruto?

Naruto: I like it.

Pein: Ditto.

Fanoflotsofthings: Tell me what you think, I'll try and get the second chapter up as soon as I can.

Sasori: Comment or you get to be rapped by Orochimaru. (Shivers)

Orochimaru: I would love to have fun with you. (Smiling Evilly)

Fanoflotsofthings: Okay Ochy, you are going to have a time out. (Sent to worse person ever… Gluttony)

Naruto and Pein: Comment!

Sasori: (Shivering but stops when Deidara comforts him or more sex)