A\N: To nn, sorry, I'm keeping them as oneshots. It's looks better to have a million oneshots up than one story.


MURTAGH

I.

Hate.

Alyssa.

I crawl out of bed, trying to ignore the fact that my brain is screaming from her torture, and go flying as I trip over her.

She doesn't wake up.

I look at her. She's unconcious on my floor, and for one second I imagine my hands around her throat.

I see how cute she is and I am not affected.

I get up. Mom'll have a cow if I kill her.

I think I've never managed to get so many subjects so wrong. It's stunning. And I feel like I've been hit over the head with a mallet.

Alyssa looks up at me.

"Sing one word," I warn her, "And you are a dead girl."

She considers silently, then says, "I'm wearing wings." She holds up her arms, with Mom's pink shawl on them. "I'm a pink eagle."

I nod. "Uh-hunh."

I turn to my math.

Something warm crawls onto me, dumping cloth on my back. I ignore it. Alyssa crawls down.

"Now you're the pink eagle!" She crows happily.

I tug the shawl off.

Alyssa starts to bawl.

I sigh. Mom's gonna lose it if Alyssa doesn't shut up.

I pick up the shawl, put it on, and go back to my math.

Please, Gods, don't let anyone I know see me.