A/N: This story is a total parody. If you can't tell by the end of it, then you're an idiot. XD Rated "T" for sexuality, but nothing too graphic, which can be evidenced by the title, and major OOC-ness. This story was influenced by a 4chan copypasta. I have been holding off putting this onto FFN for some reason, but here it is. "Our First Time"
My name is Buttercup Utonium. I'm seventeen years old, and I have black hair and green eyes. I have a boyfriend named Butch who looks just like me. We used to be enemies, but since the Rowdyruff Boys stopped being evil, we've all been more than good friends. Anyway, this is the story of my best date with Butch ever, and all the wild things that happened that night…
On my birthday, Butch told me to meet him at the movies for a special party for me. I was so excited! I put on pair of black skinny jeans, a green tank top, and black Converse sneakers, and I flew to the movies excited for tonight.
"Hey, babe," Butch said when he saw me arrive.
"Hey, Butch," I said shyly as I blushed. Even though I've been dating Butch for two whole months now, I still felt shy around him. He was just so hot, he gave me butterflies inside.
Butch smiled, and gave me a kiss on the lips. "Ready to see the movie?" he asked. I nodded happily and he took my hand and led me inside.
From what I remember, the movie was pretty good. Butch and I spent most of the movie making out, so I can't remember a lot of it. It was a horror movie, but we laughed at all of the parts that were supposed to be scary. We also threw Milk Duds at peoples' heads.
After the movie, we left the theater. I looked up at the night sky. It was so beautiful and romantic. There was a full moon, and the stars were shining brightly. There was not a cloud in the sky. Suddenly, Butch swept me off my feet, and flew us both into the sky. It was so magical, and I could not stop smiling. Then Butch landed. I looked around and saw that he had taken me to his bedroom.
I looked at him, confused. "What's going on?" I asked him. He held me close and kissed me passionately, and then he pulled away.
"Baby," he said quietly. "Do you think that it's time that we… You know…"
I blushed madly. "You mean…?" I asked quietly. He nodded in reply.
"Oh, Butch…" I said. I looked into his eyes, and he stared into them for the longest time. It was like he could read my mind, and he knew that I was silently screaming "yes!" In a single, graceful motion, Butch pushed me onto his bed and got on top of me. He kissed me from my lips down to my chest and then he took my shirt off. Just as he was reaching behind me to unhook my bra, he looked me deep in the eyes.
"Baby?" he asked quietly as he stared into my eyes. "I think there's something that you should know…"
"What is it?" I asked worriedly. My body was getting hotter by the second, and I was scared that whatever Butch had to say was going to call this off.
A sly grin appeared on Butch's face. "I had Reese's for breakfast."
I sat up, my eyes wide. "You had candy for breakfast?!" I asked incrediously.
"Not candy! Reese's Puffs cereal!" he laughed. He pulled a bowl out of nowhere and passed it to me. I took a bite and in an instant, I felt my body go on the wildest ride it had ever been on! The perfect combination of chocolate and peanut butter just blew me away!
"Reese's Puffs cereal!" Butch and I said in unison. "Part of this complete breakfast!"
The End
A/N: Please review! Try not to be very nasty -- it was only a joke. ; )