A/N: I don't know this just a little something that popped into my head…
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Italics Lindsay Bold Danny
(((CSI: NY)))
Stella was just walking down the hall towards the DNA lab when she saw Lindsay peak her head out and grab Danny, who was standing near by, and tugged him into the closet by his collar. Stella decided to snoop and see what she could pick up. Just as she put her ear to the door Flack and Hawkes walked up.
"Hey Stella wha-" Stella quickly hushed Hawkes and signaled them to listen in.
Oh my God it's huge!
Oh yeah.
Everyone exchanged glances and wondered silently if this was such a good idea. Mac chose right then to stride up and shoot them all a quizzical glance. They quickly signaled him over and he joined the group eavesdropping.
You mind if I touch it?
snicker Go on if you think you can handle it.
A sort of commotion was heard and then:
Oh il mio dio è così bello!
Again they exchanged looks; they all new from one way or another that it took a lot to get Danny to speak in Italian.
Mmm…you like that don't you.
Per favore non si fermi!
Ooh, don't let it go off to soon.
Why don't we just break out the whip…mmm! Ooooh!
I wanna be on top this time.
Last time you were on top-tale piacere!
Mac whispered to the others, "I'm leaving before I'm permanently scarred for life!"
"I think I'm with him," Stella declared.
"Fifteen bucks says you leave before I do!" Hawkes bargained with Flack.
"You're on!" Flack and Hawkes shook hands and pressed their ears back up to the door.
Lindsay! Oh le cose che Lei fa.
"And sadly I learned Italian when I was about sixteen…" Hawkes sighed with remorse.
"Translate! Translate!" Flack hissed.
"Eh-hem…well this will be awkward…" Hawkes mumbled before beginning to translate.
Danny! Oh, Danny! moan
Lei è il mio!
Flack just gave Hawkes a blank stare. "Okay, just a little awkward."
Harder! Yes!
Aaaah, that feels good! Le mie palle sì!
Flack and Hawkes had heard more than enough.
"What do ya say to just callin it off?" Hawkes cringed.
"Amen to that! Let's get outta here!" Flack and Hawkes man a run for it…literally.
You think they're gone?
Ya…you know that whole speakin Italian thing…pretty good turn on…
You know I could teach you a little…maybe get a little Italian in ya.
giggle Later, now lets get out there and see what happens.
Yeah, I've got twenty-five dollas to claim from Adam.
What is it with you men and bets?!
(((CSI: NY)))
Thus ends the day that Mac, Stella, Flack, and Hakes learned that eavesdropping can mentally disturb you for years to come; not to mention Adam learned to never underestimate Danny's power to win a bet. Oh, and Lindsay learned that Italian was a turn on. So the moral of the story is…never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever eavesdrop on what you think might be a horny couple in a closet!
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A/N: again is like 2 AM so ya…………read and review please!
F.G.