Flock Watch Chapter 1, a maximum ride fanfic

Me: Hello! I got the inspiration for this while walking home from school!

Iggy: it's actually kinda fun...

Me: What's that supposed to mean? My other stories aren't fun?

Iggy: uh... We don't own Maximum Ride? Or Linkin Park?

Me: *death glare*

Iggy: read! *runs away*

Me: *chases*

Iggy flopped down on the couch and closed his eyes, not that it made much of a difference, but still. The other members of the Flock were off doing who knows what, so it was just Iggy right now. He sat there, enjoying the silence for a moment.

But then, of course, the silence got annoying. He fidgeted a bit, frowned, opened his eyes pointlessly, and sat up. "Urgh." He muttered to himself. "I know I like silence and all, but too much is a bad thing." He leaned out and unerringly began to twist the radio knob. He flipped through the channels until he found one with halfway decent music.

He lay back down to listen. A few songs later though, the radio stopped playing Linkin Park and turned to static. Iggy frowned and sat back up, but the static cleared almost immediately. But now instead of music, there was someone's voice.

"Hello and welcome to Flock Watch!" A voice said cheerfully. "A radio channel devoted to taking over the earth! No, just kidding! We're here to devote our time to The Flock! Iggy, Max, Fang, Nudge, Gazzy, Angel, and Total!" The girl continued. "I'm your host, Nikki Knix."

"And I'm the other host, Bree Anca." Another voice chimed in.

"Right, that's Bree." Nikki said unnecessarily.

"On Flock watch, we bring you sightings of the Flock, what else?" Bree continued. "For our new veiwers who have a Flock sighting, our phone number is 455-7688" [A/N please don't call that number, I have no idea who's it might be. I made it up.]

"Right, now down to business! Thanks for tuning in, and here's our first sighting." Nikki said perkily.

"Someone in South Carolina claims to have seen the Flock at a zoo." Iggy blinked in suprise. They had been in a zoo in South Carolina. "Ali Stevens, our spotter as we like to call anyone who sees a Flock Member, claims that they were standing near the polar bear exhibit. There was a dark looking teen with his arm around a blondish-brown haired girl, both pretty fnicking tall." Bree said.

"Then there was two blond haired children, pressed up against the glass and watching the polar bears." Nikki began talking. "And next to them were an african american girl and an orengish blond teenage boy with pale blue eyes. He didn't seem to be looking at anything, but the claimed 'Nudge' was talking animatedly to him about penguins." Iggy chuckled. He remembered that conversation. "There wasn't a Total in this sighting."

"Alright, next is someone who claims to have seen Max in a grocery store. Our spotter, Justin Miller, says there was a blond girl with a scowl on her face, checking out with a lot of food. Seems pretty acurate, right?" Bree said with a laugh. Iggy nodded, remembering that day.

There was a pause, the silence broken only by shuffling papers. "Oh! Bree, here's one!" Nikki said happily. "Ok, someone claims to have seen the Flock flying overhead in Colorado. But since this sighting took place only a few hours after the zoo in South Carolina, we doubt it is true." Iggy couldn't remember going to Colorado.

"Ok, now we'll take a break. We'll be right back to the sightings after this song! It was originally 'Hey Mickey' but it has been redone and resung, by our very own Nikki Knix!" Bree said excitedly.

"I thought you weren't going to tell them I sang it!" Nikki cried before the music started.

Oh Iggy
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Iggy! Hey! Hey!
Hey Iggy! Hey! Hey!

Oh Iggy
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Iggy! Hey! Hey!
Hey Iggy!

Oh Iggy
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Iggy! Hey! Hey!
Hey Iggy! Hey! Hey!

Oh Iggy
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Iggy! Hey! Hey!
Hey Iggy!

Hey, Iggy!
You've been around all night
And that's a little long
I think you've got it right
And you think you got it wrong
But you always say goodnight
So you can take me home Iggy

Cuz when you say you won't
It always means you will
You're giving me the chills
Baby, please baby, don't
Everynight you never leave me all alone Iggy

*Oh Iggy, what a pity
You understand
You take me by the heart
When you take me by the hand
Oh Iggy, you're so pretty
you understand
It's guys like you Iggy
Oh what you do Iggy, do Iggyy
Don't break my heart Iggy!

Hey Iggy!
Now when you take me by
Who's ever gonna know
Everytime you move I let
A little more show
It's something we can use
So don't say no Iggy

So c'mon and give it to me anyway you can
Anyway you wanna do it
I'll treat you like a man
But please baby please, don't leave me in the damned Iggy

Oh Iggy
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Iggy! Hey! Hey!
Hey Iggy! Hey! Hey!

Oh Iggy
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Iggy! Hey! Hey!
Hey Iggy!

Oh Iggy
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Iggy! Hey! Hey!
Hey Iggy! Hey! Hey!

Oh Iggy
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Iggy! Hey! Hey!
Hey Iggy!

Iggy laughed when he heard this, the girl had a great voice, that was for sure. "Alright, and now, FANGILICIOUS! As preformed by Bree!" Nikki suddenly shouted.

"What? You said we weren't going to play that!" Bree shreiked.

The rest of the Flock walked in at that point. "Guys! Listen to this!" Iggy said excitedly, pointing at the radio.

Four, tres, two, uno

Listen up y'all ?cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious

Fangalicious definition
Make them girls go loco
They want my treasure
So they get their pleasures from my photo

You can see me, you touch me,
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
girls just come and go like seasons

Fanggalicious
(So delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that **** is fictitious

I DON'T blow kisses
(Ugh)
That puts them girls on rock, rock
And they be linin? down the block
Just to watch what I got
(Four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious
(It's hot, hot)
So delicious
(I put them girls on rock, rock)
So delicious
(They want a taste of what I got)
I'm Fangalicious
(T-t-tasty, tasty)

Fangalicious def-
Fangalicious def-
Fangalicious def-

Fangalicious definition
Make them girls go crazy
They always claim they know me
Comin' to me call me Stacy
(Hey Stacy)

I'm the F to the A, N, G, the I, the E
And can't no other man put it down like me

I'm Fangalicious
(So delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym
Just workin? on my fitness

He's my witness
(Ooh wee)
I put yo' gorl on rock rock
And she be linin? down the block
Just to watch what I got
(Four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious
(It's hot, hot)
So delicious
(I put them girls on rock, rock)
So delicious
(They want a taste of what I got)
I?m Fangalicious
Hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out

Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey, get some patience
but you'll never get a taste

T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty
D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the
Hit it Fang!

All the time I turn around sistas gather round
Always lookin? at me up and down, lookin? at my
(Um)
I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin? to round up drama
Little boy I don't wanna take your girl

And I know I'm comin? off just a little bit conceited
And I keep on repeatin? how the girls wanna eat it
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele

?Cause they say he delicious
(So delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that **** is fictitious

I DON'T blow kisses
(Ugh)
That puts them girls on rock, rock
And they be linin? down the block
Just to watch what I got
Four, tres, two, uno

My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym
Just workin? on my fitness
she's my witness
(Ooh wee)

I put yo' girl on rock rock
And she be linin? down the block
Just to watch what I got
(Four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
I'm Fangalicious, t-t-tasty, tasty

So delicious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
I'm Fangalicious, t-t-t
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)

T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty
T, to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the
(Four, tres, two, uno)

To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the
(Four, tres, two, uno)

To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the

Fang stared at the radio, trying to hide his suprise and horror, he seemed to be caught between the two. Everyone else was laughing and giggling.

"What is this, Ig?" Gazzy asked, but the blind bird-kid shushed him as it came back on.

"Welcome back to Flock watch!" Nikki giggled happily. "We'll now be taking calls from any of our listeners! Remember, our phone number is 455-7688, we're here to answer your questions and hear sightings of the Flock!" Iggy picked up the phone and called the number, a smile on his face as the others listened intently to the radio.

"Woah! We just got a flood of calls!" Bree said happily. "Hello? Who is this?" Bree asked.

"Uh, I'm Emily Chac. Hi!" A voice said, and Iggy put the phone down. He waited until after the girl asked some questions, then hung up, to call again. This time someone answered.

"Yello!" Nikki said happily, her voice amplified through both the phone and the radio.

"Hey." Iggy said. "I have a Flock sighting." He tried to stifle his laughter.

"Really? Tell all, my friend." Nikki answered happily.

"Well, let's see. guys?" Iggy asked. Nudge quickly whispered something in his ear and he nodded. "Max is over on the other couch next to Fang, Gazzy is sitting in front of the radio, Nudge is on the couch, and Angel's in an armchair." He said. "Oh! Right, and Iggy's on the phone next to Nudge." There was a short silence on the other end. "I'd tell you where we are, but that's top secret." He added.

"Um... Can I ask your name?" Bree squeaked from the other end.

"Iggy." There was another silence.

"Um, uh, ohmygod!" Nikki gasped, "Your listening to Flock Watch?" She asked.

"Yep." Iggy answered with a grin.

"Wait, wait, wait, how do we know this isn't a prank call?" Bree asked suspiciously.

"Ask us anything, I'll put you on speaker." Iggy said, clicking the button.

"Um, ok... are all of you there?" Nikki asked.

"Iggy reporting for duty!"

"Hi I'm Nudge! This is a cool show, how did you come up with it? Did you buy the channel? That probably cost a lot, huh."

"I'm Angel!"

"Gasman here!"

"Im Max. Nice little show you have here."

"...Fang."

"Oh, wow." Bree said. "We actully have the Flock here! Let's ask some questions, shall we?"

"Shoot." Max said agreeably.

"Is it true that Jeb is your father?"

"Um, yeah. I guess. I couldn't care less about the guy, though." Max answered with a frown.

"Oh, sorry." Bree said.

"Fang, are you Fangalicious?" Nikki giggled.

"Uh, sure." Fang said, raising an eyebrow and smirking.

"Nudge, what color clothes are you wearing right now?" Bree asked curiously.

"My shirt is pink and sparkley, and I have on black skinny jeans, with pink converse! It's really cute, I wish you could see it!" Nudge babbled happily.

"Sounds awesome. Angel, why the heck are you so powerful?" Nikki asked.

"How am I supposed to know?" Angel shrugged.

"Hm. Well, Gazzy, have you ever knocked someone unconcious with your... well, you know." Bree questioned.

"Max doesn't like me talking about it." Gazzy answered truthfully.

"Ok, Iggy! How do you match your clothes in the morning?" Nikki asked next.

"I have lots of plain jeans and stuff. They match everything." Iggy said with a smile.

"Ok, where'd you learn to cook?"

"Hm..." Iggy frowned thoughtfully. "Jeb taught me a little in the beginning, but after that... I just kinda taught myself I guess."

"Cool! Are you single?" Bree asked. They heard Nikki make a choked noise.

"Completely, why?" Iggy asked.

"Because Nikki lo-oves you!" Bree said in a singsong voice.

"SHUT UP!" Nikki screamed, and there was a crashing noise.

"Ohmygod, I'm so so so sorry!" Nikki said into the phone.

"Meh, I don't mind." Iggy said with a goofy grin.

"Like his head wasn't inflated enough." Max muttered and Fang nodded his agreement.