Once upon a lovely time, there were two Heavies. One Heavy was RED, and the other was BLU. One day BLU Heavy wanted to have a tea party. RED Heavy came along and wanted to join, too.
RED Heavy brought the scrumptious sanviches, while BLU Heavy brought the tea. As they proceeded in tea partying, Marasmus appeared!
The Heavies were shocked and surprised. Soon they learned that he just wanted to be a part of the party.
Of course they allowed him to join and handed him a steaming cup of imagery tea.
Marasmus had a warm tingly feeling of maybe, just maybe, he was a Heavy on the inside.
After they finished, Marasmus thanked the two Heavies for a wonderful time and great company then left to go back home, bringing extra sanviches to Soldier. Soldier absolutely, positively loves sanviches.
The two Heavies followed his lead and departed. What a fantastic day for ironic friendships.
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