This is a one shot and like the summary, based on a real life experience, but with Tony Stark instead of producers. Warning, spoilers from Iron Man 3, if you haven't seen it.

Sitting in the movie theater with my best friend and we are watching Iron Man 3. It was at the end and it pissed me off. Everyone stood up. When I stood up I started yelling, "WHAT THE HELL! YOU JUST THROUGH YIUR ARC REACTOR IN THE OCEAN? AND THEN YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO SAY YOUR IRON MAN?! HATE TO FUCKING BREAK IT YOU, BUT YOU BLEW UP YOR SUITS AND ARC REACTOR IS GONE...WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"

Everyone in the theater agreed and they started yelling to. Little did any of us know, Tony Stark was in the theater and right behind me and my friend.

After the credits, my friend and I left the theater. We went out to he lobby (or whatever it's called) and we were approached by Tony Stark. He said, "Did it piss you off that much?"

I said, "Yes...what the FUCK is wrong with you! Geez!"

My friend is just standing there, trying to not laugh. Tony said, "Well, sorry I wanted to fix myself."

I said, "Well, sorry I'm a HUGE fan and that made no fucking sense what so fucking ever. And the fact you wanted that shit taken out, is even more stupid. Hell, your not iron man without the damn arc reactor, dumbass."

"Your a fan?"

"Uh, fucking hell yea! I wouldn't have yelled or even seen the damn movie if I wasn't. And they call you a genius..more like flying glittering fairy fucking princess."

He just stands there. I'm not sure what the people's reaction around us was, but I was enjoying this. Although, I felt slightly guilty because I'm a huge fan of Tony Stark, and now I'm embarrassing him. I said, "If your not gonna say anything...get the FUCK out my face. How do you live with your damn self!? This is depressing. If I'm the only person who gives a shit, then I'm god, hell is frozen over, pigs fly, and this is actually fucking happening."

"Um...I could you a refund."

"A REFUND!? WHAT IS THIS! Your one of the richest people on the planet and that's all you have to say?! WHAT THE FUCK, dude?"

"Did you at least enjoy the movie?"

My friend just face palms. I said, "Yes, I did. It's the best movie I've ever seen, but we aren't talking about the movie, dumb fuck. Seriously...if I'm the only one who gives a flying fuck, then...GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE!"

"Is there anything I can do?"

"Now you sound like a retard. Damn, the the hell happened to you? Did you die and this is just a fucking copy of yourself?"

Then everyone circled around us and started yelling at him to. "Now...GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR MOTHER FUCKING THEATER!"

He leaves and I get congratulated. I never felt more powerful. First, I just made Tony Stark himself back down...what a pussy! Damn. Anyway, second, I feel like I'm on top of the world.

After all the congratulating, my friend and I left. Both of us, were proud of me.

Hope you enjoyed. Be nice, it's my first one shot.