A/N: I hope you all enjoy this. And remember to read the notes below! They just clarify a few things.
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The Naruto Alphabet
A is for Anime that gives meaning to life
B is for Believe It, a phrase that causes much strife
C is for Chakra; you know—that blue stuff
D is for Determination that shows who is tough
E is for Ebisu, a closet pervert
F is for Fangirls who giggle and flirt
G is for Gaara, fifth Kazekage
H is for Haruno, Haku, and Hatake Kakashi
I is for Iruka and Ichiraku's Ramen Bar
J is for Jutsu; some are useful, some just bizarre
K is for Konoha, Kyuubi and Kishimoto
L is for Lee, who some think is a dodo
M is for Madara, mysterious and old
N is for Naruto. My, that orange is bold
O is for Orochimaru, obsessed with Uchihas
P is for pedophiles who double as teachers
Q is for . . . oh shit. Let's just skip this one.
R is for Raiga. God, I'm glad that he's gone.
S is for Sasuke, Sexy and Slash
T is for Tsunade, who's low on her cash
U is for Uzumaki, hyperactive, hard to understand
V is for Villages, hidden across the land
W is for Weird; it describes Orochi's clothes
X is for X-ellent; my love for Naruto only grows
Y is for Yakushi, you know, Kabuto's last name
Z is for Zabuza, whose fashion sense is lame.
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Notes corresponding to each line, explaining, commenting on or adding to the stuff above—
A. cuz we know we'd all die without Naruto XD
B. I know some people hate when Naruto says "believe it" but personally I think it's cute
C. this is pretty self-explanatory
D. cuz determination is like the major theme of Naruto
E. couldn't find a different E- word. If you forget who he is, don't sweat it. He was a one-episode/one-arc character if I remember right.
F. how we'd all act if we lived in Konoha (we meaning all us rabid teenage fangirls!)
G. nothing to say about this besides that I love Gaara so I had to put him in there somewhere
H. just a list of H- words
I. just a list of I- words
J. you know, some jutsu are really bizarre. I would love to be able to make some up. Like a Fangirl Glomp Jutsu or Thousand Years of Ogling. Lol
K. just a list of K- words
L. I don't think he's a dodo though, I think he's adorable!
M. I read about him in a wiki article. Shouldn't have done that. There were spoilers . . . DX
N. haha, nothing more to say
O. like OBSESSED
P. I don't actually think that Orochimaru is a pedophile but it's still fun to call him one!
Q. heh, sorry, couldn't find a word that began with Q
R. Another one-episode/one-arc character. He freaked me out. (shivers)
S. this line explains my opinions about Sasuke very well. slash or yaoi, whatever you want to call it, I write it. NaruSasu for life!
T. the Legendary Sucker must be bankrupt a thousand times over!
U. ah, we all love Naruto despite the fact that he's so thick
V. only V- word I could think of
W. lol, we love you anyway, Orochimaru-sama . . .
X. please don't kill me. I know that was the most unoriginal thing I've ever done. But you have to agree that Naruto is excellent!
Y. I was debating whether or not to make this "yaoi"or "yuri" instead of "Yakushi" but I realized I already had "Slash" for letter S
Z. don't kill me, Zabuza-fans! (if there are any out there) but seriously, striped pants? What was he thinking?!
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A/N: I hope I didn't offend anyone. I also hope that I made some of you laugh!
If you liked it, then go to my profile and read my other alphabet, "The Fangirl's Alphabet." (I couldn't decide what category to put it in so I just decided to put it in my profile)
- Snow