Extremely important PSA: This shit will come of as reeeeally insulting or discriminating, im just going by the game so bare with me, most things are obviously taken form the game itself; i raccoment playing pokemon clover or at least looking up stuff on the wiki so that you can get the most enjoyment out of this story.

Without other workds lets yeet into this.

Ah . . . the Krusty Kra- i mean Veepier town . . . the apex of normie filth in a small shitty town, looking closer in a room we can see the protagonist of our story with the second most outstanding name in this land; that is our beautyful mistres keksa- OH DEAR LORD WHAT IS SHE WATCHING-

Keksandra took her shoe off, yeeting it trought the window just to hit that pervert that is the motherfucking narrator; "Joestars . . . wait was the narrator a joestar? meh who gives a shit".

She turned the tv off, freezing the image on kakyoin getting a hole punched trought his chest . . . a tear is shedding down my eye . . . el sniff oh wait are we still doing this- 'aight.

"Jee, this town still sucks a massive dick . . . wait isn't it the 69th of sextember?" Keksandra fell down the stairs, smacking her head on the chair her mother was sitting on.

"JESUS H. CHRIST KEKSANDRA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING" Keksandra's mother said, helping her daughter up: "Nothing mom, i just wanted to know if it was my birthday yet" Keksandra affirmed, having a blank emotionless :/ face

"Yes keksandra, it is the 420th of Hentaiober" Keksandra's mother said, letting out a pretty heavy sigh, as Keksandra tilted her head: "Mom, its the 69th of sextember today", Keksandra's mother froze in place, springing up from the completly devastated chair: "OF COURSE IT IS . . . I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH YOU . . . a h a h".

Keksandra nodded; "Aight, imma go play with professor stump's sex dolls until he gives me a pokemon, cya!", The poor mother couldn't say anything before keksandra headbutted a hole trought the wall.

She tilted in the lab's general direction, springing her feet strongly . . . the poor people in her way were dead before they knew it.

She bursted trought the wall, spouting in a singing verse; "Lick on these nuts and suck the diiick", only one person was there to greet her, and that was DICKBALL.

DICKBALL, who gave himself the actual name of "Legend", is a poor kid who grew up being called DICKBALL by his parents becouse of his overwealming edge ever since he was a baby, today it was his birthday too . . . in fact he was born at least 420 seconds before Keksandra.

"Can you shut up for a fucking second, you aren't pink guy!" Legend screeched at Keksandra, who didn't give less of a fuck of whatever DICKBALL said to her; "Listen up DICKBALL, where are stump's sex dolls?".

"Oh he took them off with him, i think he's gonna try and breed with a cheezetta" Legend said, tilting his fedora while making a 'yare yare' sound, meanwhile Keksandra made a disgusting face as she realized once again that stump was a fucking pedophile.

"Welp imma go get eaten my squirraps until your sister saves me, Cya!" Keksandra waved at Legend, who of course didn't give less of a fuck.

She normally walked up to the tall grass, staring down at it: for years she was told that stepping in tall grass is an extremely vile act when someone has no pokemon with them, like ordering pistacchio ice cream without getting chocolate, like drinking from the milk carton, like mastrubating over Filthy Frank.

Keksandra, having done all of the subsiquent things, was confident in herself enought to step into the tall ass grass without an animal.

She dug her foot in the grass . . . it felt fresh . . . until she got smacked in the face by a wooden leg . . . she recognize that leg . . . it was professor Stump !

"KEKSANDRA, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT POKEMON AREN'T GONNA JUST EAT YOU." Stump said, angrily stomping his leg in Keksandra's face; "PROFESSOR I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU, PLEASE SPARE MY LIFE" Keksandra screamed, flailing arround until she hit Stump in the jaw with her gameboy . . . why did she have a gameboy with her tho?

"OW- YOU FUCKING WHORE, YOU'RE LUCKY ITS THE 69TH TODAY OR I WOULD HAVE TROWN YOU INTO THE POKEMON DAYCARE" Stump angrily dragged Keksandra in the lab, during the whole exchange she had a o3o face.

Legend turned arround, looking at Stump and Keksandra walking in the room, Stump trew Keksandra into a bookshelf, as he put three pokeballs on the table: "Aight fuckers, y'all know that people at the ripe old age of 14 go out for a pokemon adventure and up getting lost, raped or both: so i want you to start your OWN pokemon journey!" Stump said, as Keksandra yeeted out of the bookshelf, she couldn't wait to get her first pokemon.

Stump spoke up with his heavy voice; "Keksandra, since you're the youngest i'll let you pick first." Legend tipped his fedoraoraora, as Keksandra took her gameboy out to save the game.

Wrote State One

Keksandra picked up one of the three pokeballs, trowing it in DICKBALL's face, a small grey creature came out of the pokeball and landed in Keksandra's arms; " . . . My son . . . " Keksandra just stared in the small creature, just to notice that it had a small plant growing out of its asshole.

"Uhm . . . professor are you sure that you didn't give me one with a fucking asshole eating parasyte?" Keksandra questioned, being concerned of her new companion, Stump chuckled and negated; "Nah, that's a grasshole, the plant is part of its body" Keksandra took the information in, questioning what evolution process would cause such a thing, in the meantime Legend took a different pokeball off the table, marked with a bomb.

"Well, have fun with your walking bodypillows!" Stump sat on the table, while lighting a joint.

Keksandra started to slide in the door's general direction, until DICKBALL pointed his pokeball to her; "Y'aint going anywhere without a fight, i'll prove im stronger than you and that im wort soemthing in this life".

Legend trew his pokeball out, revealing a small Arabomb . . . Keksandra just yote his Grasshole in the field, clueless on what to fucking do.

"Arabomb, Tackle !" As Legend screamed out, his Arabomb headbutted the poor Grasshole, sending him flying to the wall; "DICKBALL CALM DOWN" Keksandra screamed, as she kicked Arabomb in the back of the head.

"KEKSANDRA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" screamed Stump, running over Keksandra to hold her back; "HE TRIED TO HURT MY SON, I SHALL PUNISH THE MOTHERFUCKER", Keksandra kept on stomping the innocent creature.

". . . Well, i guess that Keksandra won the battle." Stump said, as he stole money from DICKBALL's wallet and gave it to Keksandra; "SHE FUCKING CURVESTOMPED MY ARABOMB, HOW IS THAT ALLOWED" Legend screamed, as he got slapped by Keksandra right in the face.

"Welp, now scatter" Stump said, pushing the two kids out of the lab and locking himself in the lab.

"Tsk, imma go talk to my sister" Legend walked off to his home, while Keksandra quantum hopped trought the city, just to end in front of her mother, holding her Grasshole.

"Mom, this is my son, i now love his more than i love you" Keksandra affirmed, as her mother hid a box under the table; "Keksandra, did you at least give him a name?" the mother cut her off, confused; "Uuh . . . i'll call it Constapate".

"Oh that's . . . cute" Keksandra's mom couldn't finish the sentence before her daughter fucked out of the door, she sighed, looking in the box and smiling.

Meanwhile our hero was standing over the entrance of route 1, her adventure was just beginning.