Namine: OK guys this is a random fic dedicated to Maiomilovesshikamaru and the first 13 are her ideas not mine.
Angel: OK why are you doing this without me
Namine: Because your at Wal-Greens
Angel: Fine
Manda: We don't own Naruto... we wish we did though
All: On to the story of doom
Warning: OK THERE IS A SPOILER FOR THE MANGA IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW OR DON'T KNOW PLEASE DO NOT READ THE STORY THANK YOU!!!!!!!!
1) Tell him he's not a lazy ass
2) Destroy all the clouds in the world
3) Take away his pineapple pride
4) Tell him you saw Ino and Sasuke making out under a tree
5) laugh at his pain
6) Tell him that Temari is posting pictures of him on the internet
7)Dare him not to say "troublesome" for the rest of his life
8) Cut his pineapple hair when he's asleep
9) Ask him where babies come from over and over again
10)Tell everyone that he is in love with Choji
11) trap Shikamaru in a room with his fan-girls
12) Laugh at his pain yet again
13)Trap him in a room with Namine after she ate Chocolate Chip mint
Icecream and butterscotch pudding
14) Watch him as Namine goes crazy on a sugar rush and laugh at his pain again
15) Tell the world he's gay
16) Watch as fanboys try to get a date with him (A/N GO GAY PEOPLE... I have a lot of gay friends and if you have a problem with that you can go fuck a cow)
17) Tell him Temari has naked photos of them and uses them when she fingers herself and pretends its him
18) Watch him scream and freak out about what you just told him
19) And for yet another time laugh at his pain
20) Ask him what sex is over again
21) Ask him and Ino to demonstrate sex to you (A/N SQUEE SHIKAINO)
22) Laugh as both there faces become a brilliant shades of red
23) Challenge him to a game of Shougi and take 10 minutes to move you piece each time
24) Tell him Ino is a lesbian and is going out with Anko (A/N OMG ANKOINO -fangirl squee- YAY)
25) Laugh another time at his pain
26) Start talking about Asuma-sensei and how he shouldn't have died (A/N REST IN PEICE SENSEI)
27) Tell him Ino's been cutting herself and blames herself for their sensei's death
28) Tell him that Chouji and him make a cute couple
29) Laugh at his hair
30) Do this all in one day
Namine: OK there you go... so did you guys like it
Angel: You're mean
Namine: I love Shika but I was bored and it was suppose to be funny
Maiomi: YAY NAMINE... You finally did this.
Namine: Ok guys like Angel I'm not gonna update for awhile but for a different reason...
Aki, Maiomi, Angel, Didi and Manda: WHY?!?!?!
Namine: Because lately I've been really depressed and was thinking about suicide...
Angel: YOU BETTER NOT I ALREADY WENT THROUGH ONE I DON'T WANT ANOTHER OF MY FRIENDS TO COMMIT SUICIDE!!!!
Namine: Though I'm out of that phase my step-mom is making me go back and forth between thinking about suicide... don't worry I won't leave you guys... I'll miss you too much!!! And I know what it feels like for someone you know to commit suicide!
Maiomi and Didi: It'll get better
Namine: I'll update when I'm out of my emoness... it might be a while!!! JA NE!!! And please review!