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It was daybreak. The rays of sunshine broke into Stan's room. The birds were singing, and that was what woke Stan up. He looked at his alarm clock. 5:30. Just a half-hour before it would go off. He opened the drawer of his nightstand, reached for his Glock, pulled out the gun, aimed at the window, and shot the bird.
The gunshot did not go unnoticed though, for it woke up the twins in the attic. "What happened?" asked Mabel, who was half-awake.
Dipper muttered, "Grunkle Stan shot a bird." and he returned to slumber.
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