This is a fluff/smut/comedy story.
Based on my best friends efforts to get a super slutty girl to fall in love with him. J
Cat reactions based on my cat Gremlin and the fox is based on my friends Labrador.
"Sasuke!"
Sasuke's ears flattened down as he heard the shout behind him. It never failed that when he found an agreeable patch of sun the damn fox would come bounding along. Sasuke only had two ten minute breaks a day for cat naps, was it too much to ask to be left alone? Sasuke flicked his tail and ignored the dumb fox.
Sadly, the fox refused to give up, "Where are you Sasuke?" He was yelling as he ran around the building.
"Found you!" The blonde haired man crouched in front of Sasuke where he was curled up dozing.
"You're blocking my sun." Sasuke said not looking up at the other man.
"My sun, cats are so funny." Naruto plopped down next to the sleepy kitty so that his legs were touching Sasuke.
Sasuke wanted to move but it would probably give the fox too much satisfaction. Instead he flicked his tail so it kept hitting Naruto.
"I told Kiba about how we always play hide-and-seek every break time and he didn't believe me." Naruto said, ignoring the black tail hitting his face.
"We don't play hide-and-seek."
Naruto wagged his tail so that it was batting against Sasuke, "Yes we do! Every day we meet at break time but you are always hiding somewhere different."
Sasuke sighed, only Naruto would think that this was a game and not a sign that Sasuke was deliberately avoiding the blonde. Well, he wasn't exactly avoiding Naruto, but he didn't want to go out of his way to make him feel welcome.
Opening his eyes, he turned and looked up at Naruto's glowing face. He was grinning at Sasuke, his blue eyes matched the blue sky behind him. Naruto reached out and petted the top of Sasuke's head, caressing his raven hair.
"Don't touch." Sasuke warned, shaking off the hand.
"You had something in your hair." Naruto said trying to look innocent.
"As if I'd believe that." Sasuke couldn't help chuckling at the silly excuse. He tickled Naruto's nose with his tail, "You can't fool me."
Naruto quickly caught Sasuke's tail in his mouth, lightly biting the tip and holding it between his teeth.
Sasuke's breath caught in his throat from surprise. He put his hand on Naruto's leg and flexed his claws in warning.
Obediently, Naruto released the tail from his mouth. "I didn't touch." Naruto said with a devilish grin.
Sasuke ignored him and changed his position so that he was sitting up next to the blonde.
"You always get feisty in the sunshine." Naruto commented. Last week he had tried to rub Sasuke's belly and found himself nursing several bites and scratches afterwards.
"You keep getting bolder, first putting your hands on me and now your mouth."
"How about a date this weekend?" Naruto said. It might have seemed like a sudden shift in conversation but Naruto had actually been pestering Sasuke about a date since he had first transferred to the company three months ago.
Sasuke worked in program development for the Konoha Company, he had worked here ever since he'd moved out of his parents house years ago. Naruto had been part of the new hires for the sales team. The two of them had met shortly after Naruto had been hired when the fox had accidently interrupted an amorous make out session between Sasuke and co-worker Suigetsu.
Naruto had been all blushes at that time but surprisingly was lying in wait for Sasuke outside the office building at the end of the workday. He had demanded to know if Sasuke was in a serious relationship with Suigetsu and when Sasuke said he wasn't Naruto immediately asked him out.
Sasuke was used to men picking him up, but it had been very surprising coming from Naruto after their first meeting. Sasuke had of course rejected the blonde but nearly every day since then Naruto had tracked Sasuke down and asked him to reconsider.
"I don't date." Sasuke reminded him for the hundredth time.
"I saw you on a date last weekend."
Sasuke thought back to where he had been last weekend and then realized that Naruto must have seen him out at a bar with Shikamaru, "That wasn't a date, it was simply a drink before going back to his house. As I have said many times, I don't have lovers, I only have sex friends."
"How many sex friends do you have?"
"As many as I want." The number fluctuated but he usually had at least four or five people he could call whenever he wanted.
"But you won't have me." Naruto's tail and ears drooped.
"Because you are a commitment person, I could tell the moment I met you that you weren't sex friend material."
After about the third time asking him out Sasuke had considered Naruto as a possible friend. At first, he had rejected him because it might have been a joke on the fox's part after seeing Sasuke hooking up. However, when Sasuke was convinced that Naruto was sincere he did consider his qualities. Naruto's looks were right on par with Sasuke's taste. His broad muscular body was in prime condition and despite his goofy expressions, his face was very fetching. Naruto seemed to have a boundless energy that would likely come in handy in the sack. However, it had been clear pretty quickly that Naruto's personality was the loyal type who needed a steady relationship. Sasuke had quickly struck Naruto's name from his list of potential partners but it hadn't stopped Naruto from pursuing him these last three months.
"Did you hear about the competition in the sales department?"
Sasuke didn't quite understand the topic jump but it happened so often when talking to Naruto that he was used to it, "Something about a trip to the mountains."
"If someone can double the quota they set then the winner gets a two week trip to a lakefront resort in the mountains for two people."
"I remember. They offer that sort of thing every year and sometimes there isn't a winner at all."
"I am going to win and when I do you are going to come with me on the trip as my lover."
Sasuke raised a dark brow, "Oh am I?"
"That's right. Two weeks, just you and me in the mountains together. And in those two weeks if I can't convince you to give up all your sex friends I will give up on you all together."
"You seem very confident."
Naruto grinned as if it had been a compliment. "I am going to be busy for a while though, it will take all my time to win the completion. But you have to promise that you agree to my plan."
Sasuke's eyes narrowed, he wasn't sure that he wanted to be bargained away in a bet like this. However, he suddenly thought of all the uninterrupted cat naps he could have without Naruto bothering him and the long shot of Naruto winning.
"All right. You have a deal."
They shook hands, both excited in their own way.
Sasuke threw his phone down with a curse. First Neji had rejected him because he had a cold and now this. What the hell was Kakashi doing getting a steady boyfriend? And worst of all it was Sasuke's own weasel of a brother? Asshole.
"I'm younger and way hotter!" He scratched his scratching post, digging his claws into the twine. Why was everyone so fascinated with Itachi anyway?
He was in a real hissing fit when the doorbell rang. With another curse Sasuke stomped over to the door, promising that if the person ringing was half hot he would bang him but if he was half ugly he would beat the shit out of him.
"Sasuke!" Naruto shouted as the door opened.
Sasuke's ears twitched when he saw Naruto's exuberant face. Well Naruto definitely fell into the hot category but he wasn't sure he wanted to bang him. It had been a month since he'd last seen the fox, the competition keeping him busy.
"I won!" Naruto barged into Sasuke's apartment and picked up Sasuke as he breezed by.
Sasuke was shocked at how easily Naruto picked him up and carried him fireman style into the living room.
Sasuke thrashed, hissing at the dumb fox, "Put me down!"
Naruto obeyed and put Sasuke down but took the advantage of their close proximity to kiss him. The kiss was clumsy since Sasuke's mouth had been open but the suddenness of it overwhelmed his brain. Naruto's mouth was so warm and wet that Sasuke immediately remembered how horny he'd been before he'd called Kakashi. In addition, whatever Naruto lacked in finesse he made up for in eagerness. Sasuke began seriously considering if it would really be so terrible to take Naruto to bed when the blonde suddenly broke off the kiss.
"I won!" He repeated, hugging Sasuke.
Annoyed at the sudden shift in mood he wriggled out of Naruto's arms. "Won what?"
Naruto rolled his eyes, "The contest of course! We are going to be lovers!" His tail wagged furiously.
Sasuke's pride rose at that comment, "I agreed to be your lover for the duration of the trip. Until then and after that time I decide who to call lover." He put some distance between them. It was astonishing that Naruto had won the contest, most years there wasn't a winner at all.
Naruto's mood wouldn't be dampened by Sasuke's sudden coldness however, "That's fair, but I warned you that during the trip I'll do everything in my power to convince you that you don't need those other guys."
Sasuke saw for the first time a glint of something serious and strong in Naruto's eyes. There was a resolution in his tone that made Sasuke's spine tingle in a pleasurable way. He had never seen this possessive and hard side of Naruto before and he wasn't sure what to make of it.
"And," Naruto stepped forward and put his hands on Sasuke's slender hips, pulling him close, "If you are a good boy and hold off with your other blokes until the trip I'll give you a reward." His blue eyes darkened with lust and his voice dropped.
Sasuke purred at the commanding and seductive tone, this side of Naruto was a very welcome sight. Naruto kissed him seductively, Sasuke could practically taste the excitement on Naruto's tongue. Suddenly curious he reached down to see what kind of "reward" Naruto had to offer. Palming his cock over his jeans Sasuke was overjoyed at what he felt, even in its flaccid state the cock was long and thick. It twitched happily as Sasuke explored and Sasuke smiled as Naruto brought their mouths together again.
His tongue was smooth compared to Sasuke's rough cat tongue and it felt delicious sliding into his mouth, plundering and hungrily attacking. Naruto tasted salty like ramen but the salt only made Sasuke thirsty for more.
Surprisingly, Naruto broke the kiss and pushed Sasuke away some, "Not until the trip." He was grinning, clearly pleased with Sasuke's reactions.
Annoyed Sasuke's ears turned back, "We'll see. I'm not sure any reward you could give would be worth it." He turned away, feeling miffed that Naruto had refused him.
"It will be worth it, I promise!" Naruto said cheerfully. "See you at work!" He gave Sasuke's ass a little pat and quickly left before the hissing cat tore him apart.