Hiya guys! This is my first little story! Credit also goes to thegamerdude256 for inspiring this story!
Infinimineralex had reached safety, but 2,000 of his soldiers had perished that terrible day on the battlefield. Many an airship had been grounded after Herobrine had taken over. His army fought back, but there were just simply too many endermen. I-Corp's end strongholds had been blown up and everyone inside massacred. Only Infinimineralex got away from that mess. The good thing was, other Bio-Bots had made it out of other raided strongholds and he and the others were to meet at a rendezvous point a few kilometers away. Infinimineralex "drove" a Bigfoot anti-terrorist walker, while others flew Pelican dropships and Longsword interceptors, and still others piloted huge Infinity class airships, nearly 6 kilometers in length. Yet endermen still dotted the plains in front of Infini, and his anti-endermen ammunition was running low. He was still hearing reports of endermen teleporting onto flying Longswords, removing the top blocks, and killing the occupants.
"Ah, I have finally reached rendezvous point. " Infinimineralex drove up to the top of a small hill to look out on his surviving regiment. There were thousands of them, and at least 30 airships waiting for him. He was just about to continue down the hill when a voice reached him.
"DIRT BLOCKS! DIRT BLOCKS AND DEAD BUSHES FOR ONLY 64 DIAMOND BLOCKS!"
He turned his bigfoot around to see a steve with pants pulled up around his waist, and drooling blue spit. He was approaching Infinimineralex, and holding dirt blocks in his hands. His nametag read "isaacpassovoymlgpro"
"Want some dirt blocks? They look so beautiful, don't they?"
"No I don't," Infinimineralex literally screamed at the poor noob. "For god's sake! Don't you realize what's going on here?"
"Fine," The noob drew his sword. "Anyone who doesn't buy dirt will DIE!" He charged at Infinimineralex. Infini simply laughed and his Bigfoot's turret pivoted to face the charging noob. He pressed the fire button on his controls and the minigun unleashed several high-caliber depleted uranium bullets. They sliced into isaacpassovoy, and his body splashed all over the pristine grass. Infinimineralex sighed, and turned his bigfoot away. Herobrine wouldn't wait for him to kill some noobs.
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