DO NOT OWN FOUR BROTHERS OR THE SONG BY AVENUE Q.
simply got the idea....from boredom. please don't kill me. I did change some of the song...but you will see why.
ENJOY!
Jackie, after a long day of school, walked into the dark, quiet, empty house. Looking around, Jackie couldn't help but feel happy that he could have some quiet time without the other three horsing around. Trudging up the stairs, Jack made it into his room and sat on his bed. Bringing his guitar out from under the bed, he began strumming it.
"Hmm," he sighed happily, " a afternoon alone with my guitar. No annoying brothers. How could it get any better than—" Jackie was cut off as he heard the door bust open down stairs and slam close. Feet stomped up old staircase and Jackie's door swung open.
"Hey you fairy." It was Bobby.
Jack rolled his eyes and sighed, "Bobby." He droned out quietly, sending at his oldest brother.
"So, fairies, you wont believe who I ran into today." Bobby leaned against the door frame, arms crossed and a grin on his face. Not good if that grin was on Bobby Mercer...Which…it was. "This damn guy kept smiling on me, and talking. I mean big ass smile on his face."
"Interesting." Jack said not really paying attention.
"He was being real friendly, kinda lilke you." Bobby paused and looked at Jackie, "he was a Fairy, coming on to me. Thought I was gay." Jackie stiffened and glared at a invisible spot on the wall.
"why the fuck you telling me this?" he got defensive, not looking at his brother. "I don't give a shit."
"why crackerjack, you don't have to get all defensive." It was then Jack knew what was going on and refused to play along and get riled up.
"I'm not getting defensive, I'm just worried that you won't accept yourself inside as a person."
"Come on Crackerjack, surely you can be…fairy enough to talk about this…"
"BOBBY!" Jack yelled, "Shut th' fuck up…I don't give a shit what happened between you and someone else." Major lie.
"You sure?" Bobby questioned. Jackie was gonna lose it if his brother stayed any longer.
"YES!" jack yelled.
"Fine, but…little crackerjack," Jack feared what he was gonna say next.
Bobby smiled and took in a deep breath. (cue the random music)
if you were gay
that'd be okay
I mean cause hey
You're my brother
Because you see
If it were me, I would feel
Free to say that I was gay
(but I'm not gay)
Jackie glared at his brother.
If you were queer
I'd still be here
Year after year
Because you're
My little Jackie fairy.
Jackie glared and growled.
And I know that you
Would accept me too
If I told you today
"hey guess what
I'm gay"
But I'm not gay.
I'm happy just being with you.
So what should it matter to me
What you do in bed with guys?
If you were gay
I would shout,
"Hey Fairy"
"Like you don't anyways." Jack muttered.
And here I'd stay
But I wouldn't get in your way
You can count on me
To always be
Beside you everyday to
Tell you it's okay.
You were just born that way.
And as they say it's in your DNA
YOU'RE GAY!
"I'M NOT GAY BOBBY!"
"you so are fairy." Bobby countered as he walked over to Jackie's bed and sat down.
Jackie grinned and shrugged, "Only for you."
"I better be the only one."
The two leaned in and shared a kiss.
The end!