Little Red Pacifist
Relena skipped along the path carrying her basket. She was on her way to visit Heero who was resting in a hidden house in the heart of the woods after being beaten up in a fight. Relena came to the edge of the woods and discovered that there were two paths.
"Oh, I'll ask that nice young man over there to see if he knows where the paths lead," she thought to herself.
Relena approached the boy who was wearing a mask in order to keep his identity secret.
"Could you please tell me where these two paths lead?"
The boy nodded and told Relena that one path led to a house in the woods and the other went directly through the woods to a city on the other side. Relena thanked him and took the path that led to the house, she then continued skipping along the path.
The boy removed his mask and uttered a few words; "I'm coming Nataku." He then began running down the other path, which also led to the house. He had been untruthful to Relena and had sent her down the path that took the longest to travel down.
The boy, Chang Wufei, arrived at the house first and entered. He ran at Heero with his sword. Suddenly he stopped by the bed and put his sword away.
"No point in killing you when you are weak and injured."
Wufei grabbed Heero by the arm and dragged him out of the bed, shattering his broken bones a bit more on the way. He took Heero outside and hid him round the back of the house. He gagged him to make sure that he didn't call Relena when she arrived.
"I've got to go kill a baka onna now so be a good boy."
Wufei ran through the forest and waited for Relena's arrival.
Relena eventually arrived at the door of the house.
"Heero! Are you in there? I've brought you some food Heero!"
There was no reply due to the fact that Heero was gagged. Relena decided to go round the back of the house and look in through Heero's bedroom window. Wufei noticed this and rushed into the cockpit of Shen-long. Shen-long rose above the trees and headed towards the house. Noticing the huge mobile suit Relena screamed and began running in the opposite direction. Wufei fired the Dragon Fang, his aim was a little off and Heero's house was flattened.
"Oops, sorry about that Heero!" Wufei called from his cockpit.
He took another stab at Relena, this time he was on target and Relena was crushed on the floor. Wufei turned around and headed away from the forest, leaving Heero underneath the rubble.
Heero was eventually found by Duo who helped him search for Relena's remains. All they found was the basket of food.
"Looks like this is all that's left," Duo frowned.
"Have it, I don't feel like it."
Duo opened the basket and there was a loud explosion. Wufei had secretly switched Relena's basket with an identical basket containing explosives, which were automatically detonated by the opening of the lid. Duo was left with no ponytail and Heero suffered a few more injuries that added to his recovery time.
And so it ended with no Relena's, no ponytails and no house for Heero to hide away in. Wufei was victorious in his mission and the tale of Little Red Pacifist was concluded.
Relena skipped along the path carrying her basket. She was on her way to visit Heero who was resting in a hidden house in the heart of the woods after being beaten up in a fight. Relena came to the edge of the woods and discovered that there were two paths.
"Oh, I'll ask that nice young man over there to see if he knows where the paths lead," she thought to herself.
Relena approached the boy who was wearing a mask in order to keep his identity secret.
"Could you please tell me where these two paths lead?"
The boy nodded and told Relena that one path led to a house in the woods and the other went directly through the woods to a city on the other side. Relena thanked him and took the path that led to the house, she then continued skipping along the path.
The boy removed his mask and uttered a few words; "I'm coming Nataku." He then began running down the other path, which also led to the house. He had been untruthful to Relena and had sent her down the path that took the longest to travel down.
The boy, Chang Wufei, arrived at the house first and entered. He ran at Heero with his sword. Suddenly he stopped by the bed and put his sword away.
"No point in killing you when you are weak and injured."
Wufei grabbed Heero by the arm and dragged him out of the bed, shattering his broken bones a bit more on the way. He took Heero outside and hid him round the back of the house. He gagged him to make sure that he didn't call Relena when she arrived.
"I've got to go kill a baka onna now so be a good boy."
Wufei ran through the forest and waited for Relena's arrival.
Relena eventually arrived at the door of the house.
"Heero! Are you in there? I've brought you some food Heero!"
There was no reply due to the fact that Heero was gagged. Relena decided to go round the back of the house and look in through Heero's bedroom window. Wufei noticed this and rushed into the cockpit of Shen-long. Shen-long rose above the trees and headed towards the house. Noticing the huge mobile suit Relena screamed and began running in the opposite direction. Wufei fired the Dragon Fang, his aim was a little off and Heero's house was flattened.
"Oops, sorry about that Heero!" Wufei called from his cockpit.
He took another stab at Relena, this time he was on target and Relena was crushed on the floor. Wufei turned around and headed away from the forest, leaving Heero underneath the rubble.
Heero was eventually found by Duo who helped him search for Relena's remains. All they found was the basket of food.
"Looks like this is all that's left," Duo frowned.
"Have it, I don't feel like it."
Duo opened the basket and there was a loud explosion. Wufei had secretly switched Relena's basket with an identical basket containing explosives, which were automatically detonated by the opening of the lid. Duo was left with no ponytail and Heero suffered a few more injuries that added to his recovery time.
And so it ended with no Relena's, no ponytails and no house for Heero to hide away in. Wufei was victorious in his mission and the tale of Little Red Pacifist was concluded.