This is part one of "Prussia's Guide to Being Awesome".
Hope you enjoy!
I do not own Hetalia.
1. Wear Prussian Blue:
Prussia scanned his closet cautiously. Vhat should zhe awesome Prussia vear today? Prussia picked up a purple shirt. No, zhe unawesome France vears purple. Prussia tossed the shirt on the floor. As he glanced at it, he noticed a red shirt next to it. Should zhe awesome Prussia vear red? Prussia pondered over the question, and then shook his head. Zhat stupid Denmark vears red. Prussia looked at his closet again. A unique color caught his eye. Prussia took the shirt out of his closet and smiled. Yes, of course, zhe awesome Prussia vill vear awesome Prussian blue!
2. Talk in 3rd Person:
It was a typical day in Germany's household. Once again, Austria and Prussia were arguing about something ridiculous. This time it was who can play piano better. It was obviously Austria, but Prussia couldn't let him know that.
"Zhe awesome Prussia is good at everything! Everything!" Prussia said with his nose in the air.
Austria sighed, "Vhy do you always have to talk like zhat?"
"Like vhat? How does zhe awesome Prussia talk?"
At this point, Austria thought he was playing dumb, "Zhat! You always talk in third person, and it's so irritating."
Prussia smirked, "I'm awesome! Zhe awesome Prussia always says his name, because it's awesome! Now zhat I know you don't like it, I'll keep doing it! Ha!"
Prussia walked out of the room, laughing. Austria was raging with anger. He's such an asshole.
3. Only Respond to "Your Awesomeness":
"Prussia!" Germany yelled for the fifth time, "it's your turn to take out zhe garbage!"
Prussia ignored his brother and continued to watch his movie. Germany vasn't calling him. He vas calling someone named Prussia.
"Idiot! I know you can hear me!" Germany was furious now, "Earth to Prussia. Earth to Prussia. Don't you dare ignore me!"
Prussia paused the movie and looked up, "You know I don't respond to zhat."
Germany rolled his eyes, "It's your turn to take out the garbage, y-your a-awesomeness."
Prussia grinned sinisterly, "No! It's your house! You do zhe housework!"
And with that, Prussia marched away.
"You're zhe one who makes zhe mess! Stop being such a slob and maybe you wouldn't have to clean! Stop ignoring me, you moron!"
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