Family Feud/Turkey Madness By: DragonWing

6 AM- Winner Mansion

Quatre: Is everyone ready to go on Family Feud?

Heero: Not to sound ungrateful that you gave us an oppertunity to win thousands of dollars Quatre-

Duo: Oh, so you apologize to him, but when I get us on the Newlywed Game NO!-

Heero: But don't you have to be a FAMILY to be on Family Feud?

Quatre: Well, normally you do, but it's the bachelor/roomate/anime character edition.

Heero: And they couldn't get anyone else....?

Wufei: Lucky us.

7:30 AM- .....you'll see

Duo: We're in car, we're in the car, we're in the car hey hey Hey HEY!

Heero: I am going to shoot you so much.

Duo: Heero's gonna shoot me, Heero's gonna shoot me, Heero's gonna shoot me hey hey Hey HEY!

9:46 AM- Inside the filming studio gates

Trowa: Well, this must be it... studio T.

Wufei: And it only took us 2 hours, 16 minutes, and 53 seconds to navigate this maze of a studio and find the stupid letter T!

Trowa: You would think such a popular game show would have a higher letter than T, I mean, As the Monkey Turns is in studio H.....

Quatre: You mean it Trowa? That's my favorite soap!!! *runs off*

Heero: Good job, now maybe we can leave this god forsaken land of primetime....

Duo: Aw, you're just mad 'cause Barney wouldn't give you a hug.

Trowa: I don't think he was the one crying about it....

Duo: Shup.

10:02 AM- Studio T

Duo: Hey guys look, catering!

Heero: I wonder where the crappy host is....

Duo: Who cares, food!

Trowa: Yeah, that is pretty weird....

Duo: You know what's weirder, no one eating this food!

Wufei: Maybe he ran off with Quatre to watch soap operas. -.-

Duo: Or maybe he went to eat food!

H,T,&W: OH EAT THE FOOD ALREADY!

Duo: I'm appalled that you would think I would want this food....

Heero: Then why are you eating it?

Duo: *mouth stuffed* I'm appalled *chew* that you would *chew* think *chew* I would want this *chew chew chew* food.... *swallow*

Trowa: Well, we have about two more hours to kill before we need they start filming.

Heero: Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

Wufei&Trowa: Oh yeah.

10:39- Still by the catering table

Duo: Hm... what's this? Looks like a box of something....

Instant Turkey, Just add Water

Duo: Oh boy! Now where's a faucet?

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DW: Well, this will be a four chapter story. In chapter 2, a look at who the Gundam Boys will be up against and what weird things they'll go through before this day of horrible horrible things ends.