"Hop: A Chappy Escapade"
By: EA Games
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Rangiku walked stiffly down the street, approaching Orohime's front door with a scowl. "Stupid Captain Hitsugaya. I hate him, ditching me like that."
"Hop!"
She quickly blinked and stared hard at the door as if it would give her an answer to just what the hell that sound was.
"Hop, Hop! Lady Orohime looks very pretty in that dress! Hop!"
The voice was distinctly male, but high pitched and childish. Maybe Orohime picked up a little boy at the market? She had an odd tendency to do things like that. Although, so did Rangiku herself.
"Huh? Oh, um, thank you… Captain…" Came Orohime's voice through the door, sounding confused and almost… frightened.
Rangiku's frown deepened. Why was there a captain with Orohime? Silently she opened the girl's door and peeked in. The sight that hit her… made her rethink the amount of liquor she had just drunk. Seriously rethink it. She had been quite sure she had only one bottle, definitely not enough to cause hallucinations.
"Ah, Rangiku! Um, Captain… um…" Orohime stuttered, blushing heavily.
"Hitsugaya," the busty woman supplied dryly.
"Uh, yes! Captain Hitsugaya came to see you!"
"Matsumoto!" the boy in question piped up, spinning around on the couch to jump over it and tackle Rangiku and wrestle her to the ground. "Hop!"
"Oh no," she groaned. "Toshiro, what's the matter with you? You weren't drinking again were you? You know what happens when you have sake…"
Toshiro just blinked owlishly down at her before literally hopping on all fours to sit back on his heels next to her, a creepy little boy's grin twisting his features comically. "Hop! Lord Toshiro is fighting with the Lady Rukia and Ichigo! I'm Chappy, Lady Rukia's gikongan. She gave me to Lord Toshiro, hop!"
Rangiku stared at him numbly for a moment before an evil grin formed on her face. "Orohime?"
The human looked nervous and slightly scared. "Um, y-yes?" She squeaked.
"Do you have a video camera?"
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Okay, so I was reading the volume where Chappy pops up, and Ichigo said something along the lines of imagining Chappy in his body, and that for once he was thankful that he got Kon instead. I don't feel like getting my book though, so I don't know exactly. But anyway, it made me think of Chappy in Uryu's body, and then Urahara's (not a big difference there) and then eventually Toshiro. He was the funniest by far.