Okay to my readers, I know that I haven't updated my story for The Ghost of You for a while and I feel bad, but I'm so anxio

Okay to my readers, I know that I haven't updated my story for The Ghost of You for a while and I feel bad, but I'm so anxious for Breaking Dawn!! Anyways, I have CHALLENGE for all Twilight-fanatics who are members of Fanfiction dot net and here it is…

THIS IS A BURRY EPICZ CONTESTZ TO MAKE DAH WURST TWI-LIGHT 1-SHOT EVUR.

You heard me. (Or more appropriately saw)

Not the best lemon.

Not the best written.

Not the most heartrending.

The worst.

Here are the rules:

Make it bad.

It can be of any rating K through M

It can be humorous. Actually, humor is what we are all going to get out of it.

Spelling and grammar are optional. Personally, I'd make the entire spelling and grammar thing horrendous to the point we'd all want to scratch our eyes out.

Make it REALLY bad. When I say really bad I mean outrageous OOCness, illogical happenings, odd couples, hobos, fake fangs, random author's notes…Anything you can think of that is considered horrible for fan-fiction.

Make sure to Personal Message "Mystified Ice" to say you have submitted a story and to confirm that in the Summary you have mentioned the name of the Contest so it can be found by me easily. That is if you are entering, of course.

Has to be a one-shot.

I will post the top three worst on here as well as the authors of the top three worst by August 10th. (1st, 2nd, 3rd place.)

THE DEADLINE FOR ALL ENTRIES IS AUGUST 8TH.