A/N: This is going to be my first chaptered story here on ff net. It's pretty much just some randomness that I wanted to write because I thought it would be entertaining. And yes, this is quite obviously a self-insert, however I promise that aside from random burst of fangirlism, I will in one way what-so-ever be paired with any of the characters. I'll keep it to just close friendship. Not quite sure of all the pairings I will have in here except for Akuroku. It's the only one I actually have experience with but I will try to put more in. Anywho, on with the story.

Warnings:Cursing, self-insert, yaoi,and randomness. If you don't like those things then don't read.

Disclaimer: Me don't own. Wish I did.

-Self-Insert of Doom-

-Arrival-

It was a normal day in the World that Never Was. Unfortunately for them, it wouldn't stay that way for much longer. Why you may ask. Well, the answer to that was quiet simply. I, Insanecat6, was going to insert myself into their universe in a matter of minutes. Of course, they didn't know that yet since I was still on this side of the fourth wall. So they were passing their day blissfully unaware that I was about to bring into question everything they ever thought they knew about the world(s) and themselves.

Xemnas was in his office at the time, doing whatever one does in an office by them-selves. You know, doodle, play solitaire, look-up random things on Google, watch videos, listen to music… No really, he was actually doing gasp paperwork. Really, did you honestly think he would do those kinds of things? This fanfiction might have many random things in the time to come but one thing it will not have is a Xemnas being so OOC with absolutely no provocation. With provocation, sure, but not without. I digress. Anywho, he was in his office, doing paperwork, and not really caring what was going on elsewhere as long as nobody (excuse the pun) bothered him.

Then there was a knock on his door. Silently cursing the distraction he got up to answer the door. Thinking it was another Organization member, he was planning on asking them what they wanted and promptly telling them to leave him alone on threat of death by glare unless it was something important. Upon opening the door, however, he quickly made a change of plans. Instead of asking what the person wanted, he asked "Who the hell are you?"

"Hi there Mansex. I'm Insanecat6. Pleasure to meet you." I replied. And Xemnas had an odd feeling of dread. It was odd because: 1: Being a Nobody he thought he shouldn't have any emotions at all. 2: I don't look very intimidating at all (seriously, I look about as dangerous as Demyx in a dress). And 3: He had just met me and had no way of knowing that I was the Self-Insert of Doom mentioned in this things title (of course he also had no way of knowing there even was a title to begin with).

And so, trying to stay as in character as possible despite the sense of dread, he continued with the flow of conversation.

"The pleasures all mine." He returned cautiously. "How did you get here?" He asked this because if I had come by any conventional means he should have been aware of it long before I reached his office.

"Oh, I just wrote myself in here."

"What?" That had made no sense to him what-so-ever.

"I wrote myself in here. I usually stay on the other side of the fourth wall but I felt like doing a self insert so here I am."

Xemnas just stared at me blankly. The girl in front of him still made absolutely no sense and he thought to himself 'This might have something to do with that odd sense of dread.'

(A/N: From now on I will be referring to myself in third person unless noted otherwise.)

Picking up on the confusion of the person in front of her, Insanecat6 said "Lets just say I'm from an Alternate Dimension and can affect the things in this dimension by certain means. I might explain it to you in more detail sometime but right now that would take to long."

"OK." Xemnas replied. "What do you want then?"

"Oh, I just want hang around and have some fun with you guys, Mansex."

"Who do you mean by 'you guys' and did you just call me Mansex?" Xemnas was starting to get very annoyed with this Insanecat6 person.

"I mean Organization XIII and the rest of the cast from Kingdom Hearts and, yes, I called you Mansex."

"Why did you call me Mansex?" Xemnas pressed, ignoring the fact that he didn't know what she meant by 'cast from Kingdom Hearts'.

"Because that's you nickname on the Internet, or would you prefer Xemmy?"

"Never mind." Xemnas sighed. He had the feeling that he wasn't going to get his way with this girl unless she very well felt like letting him have it. "Just do what ever you want."

"Great. Then I'm gonna go see what everyone else around here is doing. I be back later so see you then. Bye." Insanecat6 waved while walking away.

Xemnas then return to his seat behind his desk. He couldn't continue with his paperwork though. He was mulling over the strange encounter and could only come to one conclusion.

'I'm going to be absolutely helpless, along with everyone else to someone else's whim. Probably that girl's. All the worlds are doomed.'

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Meanwhile, elsewhere in the castle, two certain female Nobodies were doing each others nails.

"Wow, Naminé. You're really good at this." Came an ever so rare innocent compliment from the Savage Nymph. "You actually made my nails look like they had swarms of demons on them."

"What can I say, Larxene? I've had lots of practice drawing memories." Naminé replied.

"Does that really carry over to doing manicures?"

"Somewhat, but also, Kairi used to do her nails practically everyday so I retained that skill from her." Naminé admitted.

"Hm. Sounds to me like she had to much free time and not enough to do with it." Larxene commented. "Well, sorry, but I can only give you little gem decals on a base color with maybe a French tip, so chose your poison."

"You don't sound very sorry but then again, we wouldn't want you to get too out of character. That compliment was enough for one day and it's not like I mind anyway." Naminé remarked. "I think I'll go with purple and the butterfly decals without a French tip."

Just then, Insanecat6 walked into the room. "Yes! Female Nobodies spotted!" she yelled upon seeing them.

"Huh. Who the hell are you?" Larxene asked in what appeared to be a bored tone.

"I'm Insanecat6. And you're Larxene. And she's Naminé. Wow, this is so exciting."

"Insanecat6 is to long. Mind if we just call you Insane and leave it at that."

"Sure, go ahead." Insanecat6 replied. "Are you guys doing each others nails?"

"Yeah, got a problem with that?" Larxene questioned threateningly.

"No. We all need our girl time. Even if we're cool sadistic bitches like you. Of course, I'm sure most of the guys around here wouldn't understand that." Insane droned.

"That's why we put that sign on the door that said do not enter on threat of death."

"Oh. Really? Must have missed it. Um, sorry?"

"Well since you're another girl I think we can over look it. Besides, I don't want to chip my nails after just getting them done unless I absolutely have to." Larxene drawled.

"Oh good. I was concerned there for a second." Insane breathed a sigh of relief. "Hey, are those demons on your nails?"

"Yep."

"Excuse me." Naminé said. "I don't mean to interrupt but you seem to know quiet a bit about us. Would you mind if I asked how you know and what you're doing here in the first place?"

"Oh well you see…"

-30 minutes later…-

"So what you're saying is that you come from an Alternate Dimension where we and our universe are the focus of a popular game series called Kingdom Hearts." Naminé concluded part of Insane's explanation.

"And that through this thing called fanfiction on the internet, fans of these games can make up stories about us that can potentially impact our world. And by writing one of these, you managed to insert yourself into our world and are able to control various aspects of it." Larxene finished.

"Exactly, for example, how I got in here without anyone knowing until I wanted them to and why I'm not afraid of Superior Mansex killing me."

"Because you affect this world so that he can't hurt you." Larxene surmised.

"But if you can do that, why were you afraid of the possibility of getting hurt by Larxene then?" Naminé asked.

"Because the amount of influence I can extend at one time is limited. Things like teleporting and making things appear out of thin air is simple and doesn't require that much influence. However, controlling people is a lot harder. I can never control anyone entirely or influence to many people at one time. Also, the difficulty of influence varies from person to person and also depends on how you are trying to influence them. Like if what you're trying to influence them to do go against their personality it requires a whole lot more influence than if it went with it. Larxene is a difficult person to control to begin with and keeping her from hurting someone when she feels like causing pain is even more difficult because she's a sadistic bitch and it would go against her personality. It would be a whole lot easier to try to become friends with her the old fashion way rather than influence her to do what I want."

"Wise decision." Larxene said. "I would kill you if you even tried to control me."

"How hard am I to influence then?" Naminé inquired.

"You? Well, since you're female that generally makes it more difficult. However, your personality is rather submissive so I could probably influence you through more mundane means than what I'm using on Xemmy." Insane answered. "Sorry about that."

"Okay. I was only curious. I don't really care."

"You know. You're more apathetic than I thought you'd be. Most people won't peg you two as being friends, either."

"I'm starting to pick up a few personality traits from Larxene." Naminé explained.

"Yeah. And we're the only two females in this whole damn place. How can we not bound and become friends?" Larxene questioned.

"Good point." Insane conceded. "Anyway, you girls want to team up with me to drive the guys around here completely mad and impose our whims on them?"

"Hm. So you're offering me the opportunity to torture and control the people around me? Of course I will." Replied Larxene.

"It could be amusing. Besides, I have nothing better to do so count me in." Naminé answered.

"All right. Now let the entertainment begin."

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A/N: So how was that? Hope you enjoyed it. I know I enjoyed writing it.

Naminé: Next chapter we will see the start of the Akuroku as they are going to be Insanecat6's first real victims of her whim. Unless, that is, you count Xemnas.

Larxene: Aw, who cares about Mansex?

Insane: Ack. What are you two doing here? Get back on the other side of the fourth wall.

Larxene: Leave Insanecat6 a review or I'll come and stab you with my Kunai.

Insane: DON'T THREATEN THE READERS!! But seriously, reviews are much appreciated. I love you forever if you do! Unless, of course, you don't want me to. But I'll at least give you a digital hug!