I don't own halo or the super smash bros franchise all characters except my Spartans and a few others who I will introduce later belong to 343 Industries and Nintendo
The Black Phoenix Brawls
On board a UNSC CRUSIER
"He did what!?" Andrew Del Rio (the ship.'s captain) demanded
"You heard me he killed my sister and rescued countless children she kidnapped and only used one bullet during this whole thing." Dr Catherine Halsey said.
"We need to find somewhere we can contain his continuous lust for battle." Del Rio said.
"I may have just the place." Dr Halsey said.
"Where?" Del Rio demanded.
"The Super Smash Bros arena they have regular tournaments plus he'd be getting all the training he'd need and we could send BR01 along too to improve her low combat rating." Halsey suggested.
"That's a great idea I'll write to them at once" Del Rio said
A Few Days Later At the Smash Mansion Foyer
"Ladies, gentlemen and R.O.B I have received a letter that says we will be getting two new fighters. The letter says…" Master hand read aloud
Dear Master Hand
I am writing to inform you that you will be getting a squad of our Spartans under your command. The squad members are Spartan BP01 and his partner BR01 they have also received letters informing them of who you and your friends are. These Spartans are two of the best and brightest and may very well be the strongest fighters you will ever see, I have also enclosed a few records of their service in case you wish to know more about them. I trust you can handle them.
Yours faithfully
UNSC Captain Andrew Del Rio
"Best and brightest huh I never knew the old man had so much pride in us." A mysterious voice scoffed.
They all turned to see a black clad Spartan 4 who was easily 7ft 10In (Phoenix is roughly the same height as Samuel 34 was) and whose armour had energy dagger projectors on its wrists (think laser versions of the assassins creed hidden blades from assassins creed 3), wrist mounted grappling hooks, two pistol holsters, a black tactical visor, two energy swords just behind his pistols two tactical knives in the standard places, two katana on his back (think Deathstroke's katana from Arkham Origins) and a built in thruster pack.
"You must be BP01." said Master Hand.
"I prefer Phoenix." the Sparta replied. "And as to the Captains previous statement as much as I hate to admit it he's right I am likely the strongest fighter here."
"You arrogant bastard!" Ganondorf yelled charging at Phoenix fist raised.
"It's not arrogance." Phoenix calmly stated whilst tripping Ganondorf. "just fact."
"Just tripping someone isn't impressive anyone can do that." Zelda muttered under her breath.
"Ha, ha, ha," Phoenix chuckled "true but can anyone else do this." he asked clearly hearing her.
In a flash Phoenix and Zelda disappeared only to reappear on the roof with Phoenix dangling Zelda by her ankle.
"Holy shit that was fast." said Snake.
"Aaahhh let me go!" Zelda screamed as her dress flopped over her head allowing everyone to see her bright pink panties.
"Very poor choice of words." Phoenix said as he attached one of his grappling hooks to her ankle and dropped her.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed before realising that the cord from the grappling hook had her suspended about 8 feet above ground.
Phoenix cut the cord and Zelda dropped to the floor.
"OUCH!" she yelled
Phoenix jumped down from the roof and landed next to her and quickly drew one of his knives and held it to her throat.
"That impressive enough for you." he said menacingly.
"Y-yes." she choked clearly fighting back tears.
Phoenix then sniffed the air.
(Sniff Sniff) "Why do I smell urine." he asked.
Suddenly Zelda got up and pushed past Link Samus and Snake clearly crying.
"Nice one Spartan." Wolf congratulated. "Maybe the bitch will go back to sitting on her ass doing nothing all day and leave the fighting to real men any time you want to join my StarWolf squad you just let me know." he said
"No thanks." Phoenix replied.
"Why not?" Wolf asked. "We're the only real fighters here."
"That may be true." Phoenix said "but" he said whilst walking over to Wolf. "I would never take orders from a pathetic dog like you."
Phoenix then punched Wolf in the gut making him double over and fall unconscious and then walked away.
"That guy is such an arrogant jerk we better go make him apologise to Zelda for humiliating her like that." Samus said.
"Yeah but he seems quite powerful." said link clearly shocked by the Spartan's display of speed and strength.
"So." Samus huffed.
"So we should take a tactful approach and comfort Zelda first." snake suggested.
"Well then let's go." Samus ordered.
"Why do I get the feeling this won't end well asked link"
"Because stuff like this never does" snake responded
10 MINUTES LATER OUTSIDE Zelda's ROOM
"Zelda let us in we wanna talk to you" Samus pleaded
"G-go away" Zelda sobbed.
"Step aside I got this" said Link whilst cracking his knuckles
"She's all yours stud" Samus mocked
"Zelda my sweet princess won't you please come out." Link pleaded.
"NO." Zelda yelled.
"ZELDA YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER SOONER OR LATER YOU WILL HAVE TO FACE PHOENIX AGAIN AND I SUGGEST YOU DO IT STRAIGHT BACKED AND PROUD LIKE A TRUE PRINCESS WOULD." Snake yelled banging on the door.
"Oh boy, what's Phoenix gone and done this time?" asked a voice behind them.
The three turned to see a Spartan they thought was Phoenix they were surprised that he had shown himself again so they all drew their weapons.
The Spartan knowing she could kill them all but not wanting any trouble raised her hands.
"You're not welcome here." said snake with a sneer his finger tightening around the trigger of his pistol.
"Yeah why don't you go back where you came from." link said though he wasn't exactly sure he wanted to take on a Spartan."
"Everything was fine until you came along Phoenix." Samus said flexing her whip.
"Easy I don't want any trouble." the Spartan said.
"Then hand over your weapons." Snake demanded.
"Very well." the Spartan replied drawing her pistols and dropping them at Snakes feet before doing the same with her energy swords, katana, knives, assault rifle and grenades. She then took a step back.
"You should know that im not Phoenix." the Spartan said.
"Prove it." Link demanded.
"As you wish." The Spartan answered
well there you have it the very first chapter of my very first fanfic
Please review and PM me with any suggestions for brawls