I will be using Dynasty Warriors 6 for reference and 5 for characters taken out of 6
I will be using Dynasty Warriors 6 for reference and 5 for characters taken out of 6
Just a little thing my friend BugBrand and I came up with over the phone
Chapter 1: Scrubs
Zhang Jiao rose to his altar at the Yellow Turban main camp. He was watching his children face the allied forces. Then something occurred to him, he looked at his watch. "OH NO!!" he yelped. He floated to as high as he could on the battlefield and yelled "EVERYONE STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!" All the warriors and soldiers looked up into the air.
"Scrubs is coming on in 10 minutes!!" There was immediate commotion among the Dynasty Warriors. Liu Bei turned to his brothers. "We'll never make it back to my house in time!" Zhang Jiao yelled in his obnoxious voice "Everyone to my house! Invite the other warriors, it is essential to the Authors plot that we invite them!" A voice boomed from above. "Thank you Zhang Jiao" "Children of Heaven! PREPARE THE REFRESHMENTS!!" He zoomed off and everyone followed.
When everyone had arrived at Zhang Jiao's there was a snack and drink table, 5 or so 3 seated couches and a huge screen T.V. The Dynasty Warriors made a frantic dash for a seat. Zhang Jiao turned on the TV but there was a problem, Animal Planet was on. "By the power of Heaven! WHO HAS THE REMOTE?!"
"Everyone arise! We must find the remote, that means you Cao Cao!" Once the remote was found they quickly changed the channel and the episode had just started. "Grr… Missed… Opening…" Wei Yan growled. Zhuge Liang shushed everyone and explained "It is essential to our strategy that we watch Scrubs so there can be inside jokes later."
LATER
There were many problems that Zhang Jiao had to handle…
"Zhang Fei! Stop changing the channel on commercials!"
"Xu Zhu! The punch is meant for everyone!"
"Huang Gai! Don't eat so much sugar; you'll give yourself a heart attack!!"
And Zhang Jiao trying to hit on Shang Xiang…
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"HEAVEN!! HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"Hehe… right"
She left him to laugh for another 20 minutes
Liu Bei had wrestled the remote away from Lu Xun and looked at the channels. "Hey! The Simpsons is after this!"
Everyone Cheered
There will be more of this I promise