I am link i have a sword and i guard the triforce.
I protect the kand Hyrule from which princess Zelda rules.
I will defeat all evil with the help of my fairy but most of the time navi drives my completely crazy.
Of all the friends that i have made some were cool while others lame.
I am hot the girls love me but i can't go down the street with out girls glomping me. I never speak,have pointed ears,I wear all green and have no fears and
i will kick total ass with the help of my Triforce slash.
Well thats all I gotta run I heading off for Ranch Lon Lon!