One afternoon in the hidden leaf village, our young hero Naruto Uzumaki is in the ninja academy being scolded by his mentor Iruka Umino for doing his famous Sexy Jutsu instead of transforming into the form of Iruka.
Naruto: Come on Iruka sensei! Can't you take a joke? You big perv.
Iruka: Naruto! In order for you to pass the graduation exam, you have to make 3 Shadow clones of yourself. You can't even follow a simple order like transform into me!
Naruto: Well, you can't make me transform into you!
Iruka: Very well, you will sit next to sasuke and he will tudor you until you get the transformation right!
Naruto: AWWWW! But sensei! I hate that loser sasuke! Your giving me a tudor that I hate! How about Sakura? She's smart and pretty. Can I work with her instead?
Sakura: No way, Naruto! You remember the last time I tudored you!
Naruto trying to look back to that day.
Naruto: Oh yeah, me and you almost…….
Sakura: Don't even say it!
Iruka: Naruto, take your seat, we're wasting time!
Naruto took his seat next to Sasuke. Sasuke took a look at Naruto and turned his head.
Sasuke: Naruto.
Naruto: What Sasuke?!
Sasuke: If I'm going to train you, Don't be a ideot and listen to me. None of that Sexy Jutsu crap.
Naruto: Hey, Sasuke, stop being such a jerk and mind your own buisness!
After class, Naruto and Sasuke meet at the training ground. Sasuke is about to teach naruto the Shadow clone technique, but, someone interrups them.
Random ninja 1: heh heh, give me your money or die!
The ninja suddenly appeared behind Sasuke and wrapped him in this wire made out of the hardest material.
Naruto: Sasuke!
Sasuke: Urg!
Naruto mad ea handsign and tried to focus. Then, he went into action.
Naruto: Behold, my Harem Jutsu!
Random ninja 1: hunh?
Sasuke: What?!
Right before their eyes, five beautiful women stood before them. They rushed over to the ninja and surrounded him.
Random ninja 1: Ahhhhh! (blushing)
Sasuke: What a moron! Using another one of his perverted jutsus.
Sasuke's thoughts: But, I gotta say, he makes one heck of a women! (blushes)
Later that day, naruto starts to walk home. Sasuke caught up to him. They started talking.
Sasuke: Listen, Naruto, I don't say this to anyone one much, but, thank you.
The next day, Naruto sat next to Sasuke. Naruto looked to the left and saw a note. He grabbed it and read it.
The note:
Hey…..um…..Naruto, that was a very unique technique you used yesterday, the harem jutsu, can…..um…..you teach it to me?
-Sasuke
Ps. We might become friends after all.
Naruto looked at Sasuke and smiled. Then Naruto wrote a note and passed it to him. Sasuke looked at him then looked at the note. He opened it.
The returned note:
Sure, meet you on the training ground at noon.
Your Friend,
-Naruto
End.