Itachi: ...
Diedara: ...
Hidan: DAMMIT THAT COMPUTER BROKE DOWN FORCEING THE WRITER OR TYPER WHAT EVERY THE HELL HE/SHE TYPE OR WRITE TO GET A NEW COMPUTER AND MAKE A PART 2 OF THE DAMN STOIRE AND WE DID'NT GO TO THE BEACH
Marcellus: 'crazy'
Inner Marcellus: 'yep'
Marcellus: ... any way this computer is... i don't know but Malbro King does not own Naruto,Bleach,Sonic,Final Fansiy but if he/she did Hidan would have Killed Shikamaru insted of asuma but thats why He/she gave-
Hidan: THAT GOT DAMN BASTERD GAVE ME A ASS WHUPPING A 4000! YEAR OLD CAN OF WHOP ASS
Itachi: no commet
Diedara: yeah that ass whuping he/she gave you was harliuous
poof
Malbro King: guys im sorry because the vacaution i gave you but the battle was nice right
Itachi: ... i lost
Malbro King: ...
Marcellus: don't be mad or jelous Author likes me best
Malbro King: but im am sorry
Hidan: and?
Malbro King: oh but im NOT! sorry for giving Hidan that ass whupping evil snicker
Hidan: you son of a-
Marcellus: SHUT UP! HIDAN!!!!! DAMN YOU WHY DID'NT YOU KILL SHIKAMARU I SHOULD SET OFF IT OFF RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malbro King: i'll show you guys my stats
Itachi: ...
Malbro king:
Hp: 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Mp: Infact
att pt: 999,999
Pow: 90,000
Acc: 99,999
Alg: 99,999
Def: 999,999
Mag: 0
Hit pt: 999,999,999,999 Mag def: 99,999
Marcellus: and you have all of my attacks
Malbro King: give the boy a prize
Marcellus: and Inner Marcellus
Malbro King: duh
Diedara: ...
Malbro King: Diedara Itachi why are you--
Inner Malbro King: let do 'whisper'
Malbro King: poof
Marcellus: ...
Itachi: ..!!!
Diedara: ...!!!
Malbro King: type
Itachi: yes yes ye-
Malbro King: poof im back
Marcellus: what did you do?
Malbro King: just typing
Itachi: you!
Battle
Diedara & Itachi
V.s
Malbro King & Inner Malbro King
MMalbro King: (Jugdement day) 'Itachi' "hell flare"
Itachi: 999,999,999,999 Faint/
Inner Malbro King: (Volt Tackle) 'diedara'
Diedara: 999,999,999,999,999 /Faint/eliricric/delay
Marcellus: Wow
Malbro king: ...
Itachi: Foolish Author those who try to take me one are losers
Malbro King: Ahhh you hurt my feeling Red eyes and those who hurt my feeling get hurt (BOOM!) im gonna clomber you!
Itachi: (tries to gurad but suffers massive damge)
Malbro King: ...
Marcellus: Uh-oh gotta go
Abu#1: hey get back you,you go to war or you go to jail
Malbro King: ... okkk
One hour Later
Mansion (Shiikamaru and Naruto and Ceil)
Naruto: little boxes on the hill on the hill there a pink on and a green were they'er put- in boexs
Shikamaru: Troublesome Blond 50,123,561 Years in sprit soul forum and your still so trouble some
Naruto: jeez you mean 53,484,123 years we are olds because of that jewel now it bonded with our bodies so we can't get it out
Shikamaru: you are so trouble some but you are right you still the Kunkle Headed idoit
Naruto: And your still the Lazy smart ass Slacker
Shikamaru: 'why do i evan talk to him about millions of ago,he gets all Marcellus on me man what a drag'
Naruto: you do Know what happen to the last of our book
Shikamaru: some thing real trouble some when it happen we were put to sleep man so trouble some
Naruto: oh and the author in here too
Shikamaru: what he's more trouble some than Marcellus all togaher
Naruto: oh i see my life!Horrible!
Shikamaru: you moron are you trying to get on my nerves
Naruto: why don't you leave
Shikamaru: because the author won't type i left or something man what a drag
Malbro King: thats right
Naruto: Author!
Malbro King: it's anothor advencer thing and romance
Ceil: do i get any love
Malbro King: well i am parring you up with a cerntend red Head vice Captin and your a basterd no one likes you but that one person and we all have enternal life like last time
Shikamaru: tch what's with these Internet weridos controling our life man this is such a drag
MaMlbro King: (Bonks Shikamaru on the Head)
Malbro King: hold on i don't know what to type next
All: ...
Naruto: BUT YOUR THE AUTHOR YOU SHOULD KNOW!
Shikamaru: Clam down Naruto were right next to you
Malbro King: Ohhh!!!
RING
Naruto: Hello...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Shikamaru: Naruto stop yelling!
Ceil: Yeah it annoying!
Naruto: Marcellus is in Jail!
Shikamaru: of coruse he's so trouble Some he's go's to court once every 3 hours
Ceil: yep he probliy has 68 years
Naruto: no it would be more oh well Neji works there he should be there
Ceil: i'll go
JAIL (Lunch room)
Marcellus: sigh Jail just because i don't be in a war
Harvey: Hey whats are you in for
Marcellus: ...
Harvey: well i got 22 years
Marcellus: damn what did you do to get 22 years
Harvey: I killed 2 of my villages people then broke the law 23 times
Marcellus: i did'nt want to go in the war they leave village really needed me it would'dt have been destroy the village,it would not stand a change and a lot of ninja were killed and elimated the 5th hokage steped in and save the day i been charged with treson or some crap
Mantrail: hey you! YOU!
Marcellus: oh your that quischco who tried to kill Sakura and Ceil Me Naruto Shikamaru look at you looking all getto when you not you Animal inhuman Qyuischo you are past your killing date.
Harvey: oh so your the one who put him in prision be careful
Mantrail: i'll slice you up and that Bicth with the Pink hair of course frist you gonna pay for that house
THAT NIGHT
Marcellus: so im your Cell mate ehh
Mantrail: heh heh i hav'nt beat any body up in a long time with my fist
Marcellus: Don't you touch me or else
Marcellus: (uses 2000 can of whop butt)
Mantrail: ugh 'Knocked out'
Marcellus: all my life i had to fight i love Jinx but i'll kill her dead before i let her blow them up.
Next moring
Ceil : Marcellus are you okay
Harvey: i surprise he's in one piece with Mantrail as his cell mat
Ceil: that freak quichco path who tried to kill us ARE YOU OKAY WHAT DID TRY
Marcellus: of course im okay you Idiot what possible reason would'nt i be okay you Bumbling twit
Ceil: ... rude as always he did try something but im bailing you out right now
Marcellus: he's knocked and still the same
Ceil: well what did the judge say
Marcellus: the judge say the same thing "im tried of seeing you what you do now"
Harvey: be careful if you stick around Mantrail don't people who stick around him disapear some say he eats them
Marcellus & Ceil: he does
Harvey: what happened
Well Me,Ceil,Sakura,Naruto,Shikamaru,Cassie,Lee and sen had been locked in at the Acdamy when we were 14 just vistanting old friends by the time we were Chuinin Cassie had said He saw someone who looked insaine bolting the door and saying 'it's been a long time sence i ate' 'heh heh heh heh heh' "Tch that expailms this door what a drag" Shikamaru said "hm oh well im not busting threw it,it's binded by Magicks powerful then my own" I said a little jelouis Then the bell rang and the intercome was on.
"Heh,Heh,heh" "it that same man i herad earler" Cassie Interupted Ceil wondered what was going on "damit i get Fucked by grils all the time and this happen to me ugh" Every body gave a wtf glance at Ceil "Tch Ceil you are so troublesome" Shikamaru mumbled something that sounded like 'pimp'. 'CHA WHO EVER DID THIS TO US WE'LL KICK HIS ASS RIGHT MARCELLUS' Inner Marcellus thought.'Baka we must find and be care full about this he could be a qyusico path' I snaped back Mentaly and with that i shoved Inner Marcellus Back in to the conner of my Mind.
"Gah who ever did this must be mentaily damge" Sakura Said all of a sudden we all herad a errie laugh from down the hall and then we all heard a chain saw then threw 50 of them all seem impossible to doge i did his 100 Hit combo berage which dispaled all of the chain saws we all gave the person an unusal look and i knew we all were thinking the same 'how can he have that man wepons like ten ten "hm nice job showing your youth Marcellus but he's like ten ten but no scroll this will be a fun battle" Lee said.Then we did a stand out battle
BATTLE TIME
Marcellus Sakura Ceil Naruto Shikamaru Cassie Lee Sen
V.S
Marcellus: (100,000 Lead)
???: 100,000
Sakura: (Sakura Blizzard)
???: 99,999 99,999 99,999 99,999 99,999 99,999
Ceil: (Darkness wave)
???: 0
Naruto: (Uzuimaki Berage)
???: 445,678 427,476 402,413 449,624 835,972
Shikamaru: (Multi Bomb)
???: 275,786 301,253 242,756 300,392
Cassie: (lauge)
???: 923,427
Lee: (Leaf whril wind)
???: 99,999
Sen: (heavens wave)
???: 935,678
???: hm you all put up a good fight but Blond and the Pinapple head and the boy who attacked on the frist move your attacks are in the 100,000 place but you Boy your not evan trying i know you have attacks in the millions Colossal massive Chakara show me your ture strngh i'll get rid of the dead weagh and Malbro hmmm and the girl you battle on too i'll tell you my name sence you put up a good fight Mantrail my Name is Im like you people but im the opposite the devils servent and ally and friend you servents of God and Alllys and Friends heh i must kill you all but i'll play with you for a while
???: (Devils Slice) 'Sakura,Lee,Ceil'
Sakura: 999,999 Death/Doom/Fanit
Lee: 999,999 Death/Doom/Faint
Ceil: 999,999 Death/Doom/Faint
Marcellus
Sakura KO
Ceil KO
Naruto
Shikamaru
Cassie
Lee KO
Sen
Marcellus: (Summon: Inner mind)
(Inner Marcellus has joined the Battle)
Inner Marcellus: (Convergnece) 'Mantrail'
Mantrail: 999,999,999
Naruto: (Rensenga) 'Mantrail'
Mantrail: 6,725,375
Shikamaru: (Ninja art: Shadow procecsion jutsu)
Mantrail: Delay/imoblize/disable
Cassie: (Putrid Breath)
Mantrail: immune
Sen: (Protective white sheild) 'All'
Marcellus: (Volt Tackle)
Mantrail: 9,999,999 /Delay/
Inner Marcellus: ( Thunder style: Zues thunder Melastrom)
Mantrail: 999,999,999 999,999,999 999,999,999 999,999,999 999,999,999 999,999,999 999,999,999 999,999,999 999,999,999 999,999,999 999,999,999 999,999,999 999,999,999
Naruto: (Defend) Def +24
Shikamaru: (think)
Sen: (Rejuvanation) 'all'
Ceil+99,999,999
Sakura:+ 99,999,999
Lee:+99,999,999
Mantrail: (Slincing chain saw) 'Shikamaru'
Shikamaru: 999,999
Marcellus: (YAA!) 'Mantrail'
Mantrail: 9,885,024 9,628,854 9,535,728 9,245,936 974,745,765 956,835,794 923,524,934 9,999,999 999,999,999
inner Marcellus: Gamble life slot
Mantrail: 873,845,934 853,354,864 848,924,583 999,999,999 Death/Doom/Curse/Dispel
Battle done
Marcllus: The end
Mantrail: Egh you won that battle this will be different
Ceil: gasp you
Battle
Marcellus
Ceil
V.S
Mantrail
Marcellus: (Thunder shock) 'Mantrail'
Mantrail: 99,999
Marcellus!?!
Ceil: (darkness) 'Mantrail'
Mantrail: 23,437
Mantrail: (punch) 'Marcellus'
Marcellus: Miss (Conters: Comdem)
Mantrail: 99,999 Dispel
Marcellus: (Super Nova) 'All'
Mantrail: 99,999
Ceil: (darkness blade) 'all'
Mantrail: 99,999 99,999
Mantrail: (Punch) 'Ceil'
Ceil: 2,345
Marcellus: (electro press) 'all'
Mantrail: 99,999 ok/
School
Marcellus: oh hell no Uryu
Hanatro: no wait
Uryu: yes ???
Hanatro: nothing nothing at all
Marcellus: you sick basterd im am going to mess you up
Hanatro: he does dersevers dosent he sigh
Marcellus: you will help me and he won't do it again
Hanataro: ok only for ichigo i'l fight hard he is our friend
Uryu: 'they know'
Marcellus: Battle
Battle
Marcellus
Hanatro
V.s
Uryu
Marcellus: (little boy this!) 'Uryu'
Uryu: 999,999 /Auto life/
Hanatro: (berserk) 'Uryu'
Uryu/Berserk/ (attack) 'Marcellus'
Marcellus: Immune (Conters: 100,000 Lead pionts)
Uryu: 100,000
Marcellus: (1/4 immnse strengh) 'Uryu'
Uryu: 999,999 /Auto life/
Hanatro: (Cry) 'all'
Uryu: 6,567
Uryu: (attack) 'Hanataro'
Hanataro: 87,854 /Hp critacal/
Marcellus: (1/4 immnse strengh) 'Uryu'
Uryu: 999,999 /Faint/
Hanataro: (mega cure) +99,999
Battle over
Uryu: ...
Hanataro: im still to weak
Marcellus: no your not
Hanataro: i-m giong to train oh Renji wanted to see Ceil he said he wanted to talk to... he r-r-ight behi-d-d you
Renji: uh can i talk to C-Ceil
Marcellus: okay at my house
Renji: (runs to house)
Hanataro: s-s-hould we h-elp in a-an-ny way?
Marcellus: ...
Hanataro: uh marcellus! i-i- wa-w-want to h-e-h-help
Marcellus: ...
Hanataro: i want to prove my us-e-full-ne-ss
Marcellus: lets go damit boy stop that stamering
Shikamaru: Naruto do think that author was serious when he said that thing between Ceil and Renji there both Boys
Naruto: and so it's his/and her story do you think that basterd sasuke would...
Shikamaru: what do you think what sauke what man such a drag AGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto: oh yeah Author put something in you every time you say that or those 2 lines you get shocked with 1,000,000,000 volts when will she/he make sakura like me or make me hokage Belive it.
Shikamaru: how trouble so--
Naruto!!!
Shikamaru: i mean why me
Ceil: dammit! Renji here Renji here i like like him
Naruto: Wow i knew you were --- uh Belive it
Shikamaru: And so what stop being a uh uh you know we don't care if your gay who cares so what just kiss already jeez what a DRAG MAN I CAN'T (SHOCK) AGHHH!
Ceil: that thing still on ??? oh i saw that sheet freak slicer in jail
Naruto: WHAAAAT!!! WE HAVE TO GO SAVE MARCELLUS
Ceil: it's okay Marcellus beat the crap out Mantrail
Shikamaru: man him what a dr- uh i uh i DID'NT SAY!
Marcellus: hey Renji here yet
Ceil: (runs behind door)
Marcellus: okkkkk
Naruto: Ceil shy
Marcellus: hn i see
Marcellus: i just found out well hanataro told me Uryru Raped ichigo so Me and Hanataro beat the crap out of him
Naruto: sick
Shikamaru: Trouble some AGHH!!!!
Marcellus: you need to find some new words shikamaru and im going back to the base to beat the hell out of my members
Marcellus: (Jewel one finger 1/4) 'Pein'
Pein: 999,999,999 'faint'
Itachi: (garud)
Kismae: (Graud)
Diedara: (Graud)
Tobi: (garud)
Hidan: (slinceing death) 'Marcellus'
Marcellus: Immnue immune (Conters: comdem) 'All'
Itachi: 678,567,865
Kismae: 627,748,294
Diedara: 645,284,856
Tobi: 724,687,567
Konan: 648,463,568
Hidan: 678,345,726
Kakazu: 684,903,153
Zetzu: 692,837,184
Sasori: 634,375,895
Malbro king; I'LL KKNOWCK YOU INTO NEXT MILEMNINM (sends diedara 1000s miles away)
All?!!
Malbro king: (send Pein 345,262 miles)
Itachi!!! (gets sends 928,258 miles)
Zetzu: (gets sended 483,467 miles away)
Diedara: (gets sended 535,687 miles away)
Hidan: (gets sended 745,382 miles away and gets sends in) (1000 years later in the furture)
Kakazu: (steals all 5,000 dollars gets sends 437,576 miles away)
Konan: (get a leacher)
sasori: (distroys all putpets and gets sends 576,367 miles away)
Kisame: (gets sended 517,493 miles away)
Tobi: (gets sended 7,234,364 miles away)
Marcellus: author why did you do your mega punch on them
Malbro king: they know what they did and madea in the atski to now
konan: whos madea
Marcellus: O...M...G grnadma !
Malbro king: shes the strongest woman in the world and 52 years old and can beat the hell out of pein and Itachi
Konan: the woman from 'Madea goes to jail' and 'i can do bad all on my own' and 'Madea class reuion' 'Madea famliy reuion'
Malbro king: yes with the ??? gun and has exauly 26 guns in that perse
Madea: heller author nice to meet yer konan Heller Marcellus how my grand son
Marcellus: hey Madea
Konan: this old lady jions astaki
Marcellus: -Run behind a table-
Malbro king: -Ducks-
Madea: -points to herself and looks at konan likes she crazy-
Konan: ...
Madea: what the hell aw hell na (punches konan face)
Konan: (doges with full effrot)
Madea: you better run like hell little girl
konan: Little gri- old lady i know nin jutsu
Madea: i know some thing to it's "called whup yo ass"
Battle
Madea hp 9,000,000
V.s
konan hp 2,000,000 curent (935,266)
Madea: (Tear that ass up) 'konan'
Konan: 185,304 148,453 136,329 164,846 183,283 102,683 143,836
Konan: (Paper airplane beraged) 'Madea'
Madea: miss (Conters: Magic gun spark) 'konan'
Konan: 999,999 999,999 999,999 /fanit/
Battle over
Madea: now LITTLE GRIL I DON'TLIKE YOU SO GET OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I DO 'WHUP YO ASS' again -slaps konan-
Konan: ... dead
Madea: what the hell is wrong wrong these people you should know it shoot now ask qusitions later
Marcellus: Madea you still the same
Madea: thats right and look at you standing there looking like you in the hood my grand son should'nt look like that embressrash me
Marcellus: ...
Madea: this bicth lucky im bring her back
Konan: oh im back AHHH!! you crazy old lady
Madea: that's right back the hell up off me get the hell away from
Konan: old la- i-i-me-mean Madea you need to be in a zoo
Marcellus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malbro king!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Madea: -slaps konan- -puts cigerat butt in head-
Konan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! -tries to put out fire in hair-
Madea: huh she better wacth it before i set it off up in here she don'rt know who i am!
Malbro king: no she dos'nt clam down madea
Madea: who the hell yo tellin to clam down back up off me
Malbro king: okay -backs up-
Kakazu: O.M.G why did you do that author and Madea o.m.g it's Madea
Madea: who this?
Malbro king: Kakazu in the askuski
Madea: heller nice to yer you look nice boy Blushes
Marcellus: Madea and Kakazu siting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g
Kakazu: blushes
Madea: boy im going to give you i sec to shut up on-
marcelus: -closes mouth-
Madea: that more like it author the reason this boy is actin up because you let them treat them or you this way you have displinarin promblems
Malbro king: don't prss yo luck old lady
Madea: -lauges to author- -slaps the crap out of him-
malbro King/knocked out/
Madea: -stomp,stomp,stomp,stomp-
Pein: what the hell wha?- how you do that to author?
Madea: -stops- all my life i had to fight,i loves harpo but i kill him dead before i let him beat me!
Marcellus: Pein this is madea the new member stronger then me and author she 75 years old utra human Strengh Expert whicth at magicks has 34 Spark guns in her persure inmune to fear cosume all magick spells all attacks do 1 damge even my own and authors amazing at fighting skills and hs all attacks in millions place
Battle
Madea Hp: 9,000,000
V.S
Pein Hp: 51,000,000
Madea: (old lady this) 'Pein'
Pein: 8,467,857 (Conters: Rain) 'Madea'
Madea: 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 (Conter: Spark bullet berage) 'Pein'
Pein: 9,999,999 9,999,999 9,999,999 9,999,999 9,999,999 9,999,999 9,999,999 9,999,999 9,999,999 9,999,999 9,999,999 9,999,999 9,999,999 9,999,999 /fanit/
Battle over
Madea: what the hell is wrong with you better back up off of me
Kakazu: 'cute and powerful'
Madea: ah well this been fun but i have to go to my sister iren furnerin -walk away-
TRANING FELID 2:30 pm (old rookie nine)
Sakura: Naruto such an idoit being late as useral
Kakashi: -sigh- he's just one of the kami sakura so he's with the akstki -pulls out book-
Shino: ...
Kiba: hehhe just think just because he and Marcellus and Shikamaru are the kami they think they can keep us wating cocky basetrds
Hinata: Kiba he's the 7th ho-hok-age shh-o-w so-me respect
Kiba: opps sorry
Jiraya: ...
Choji: hey have you guys have any food on ya
Ino: -bonks chonji on the head-
Choji: Ow !
MALBRO KING: OH OW SHHIT
Gai: Author your youth abonded you you got beated in battle your youth must have expoled
Lee: Excelent sir!
Malbro King: Madea beat the hell out of me knocked me down then stomps on me mega pound 5 times
Ino: Madea !?!
Kakashi: Madea !!!
Lee: Madea ???
Gai: Madea!!!! she is full of youth and exporation more than me and Lee
Choji: Whos Madea does she have any food on her
shino: Madea!!!
Neji: Madea!!!
Tenten: Madea!!!
Sakura: Madea???
Kiba: Madea!!! -wets pants-
Jiraya: MADEA!!! -wet pants- -sreams like a little girl-
Hinata: Ma-Ma-Ma-Mad-ea madea!!!
Malbro King: yes Madea Madea Madea she did this that old lady got me 6 years in the hospital thank goodness to my author powers i healed
kakashi: -recover from shock-
Jiraya: Ma-ma-ma-dea was my old team mate she had the smae strengh as tsundae but no chakra amazily impossible to beat and those guns she will get smart with any body she is evan stronger than author,Pein,Itachi put togaher
Gai: 'i bet he did'nt nail her how unyouth ful'
Sakura: 'he probliy wanted to make a move on her but was to scared'
Neji: 'Pervert'
Tenten: 'stalker'
Lee: 'smart i wonder if he spyed on her he knows alot about her stalker is being a stalker youthful'
Kakshi: 'heh heh come on may kiss him heh.. oh what did jiraya say oh well...oh she sucked his-'
Hinata: 'he's a biger pervert than kakashi'
Shino: 'i just lost the bug i was traling who is madea'
Choji: 'i hope she got food on her'
Kiba: 'she on of the leadnary sannin she better like dogs cause i...i...i... wet my pants! hope no one notice'
Malbro king: 'bwa ha ha ha kiba thinks no one notice i did i made him bwa ha ha BWA HA HA HA HA BWA!'
VILAGE GATE(south)
Madea: WHAT THE HELL! oh i have to wait 3 hours til i go in
Abu 1: yes
Madea: oh hell naw
Abu 1: miss!
Madea: -sits on ground-
Abu !: ...'the 4th sannin'
Madea: ...
5 hours later
Marcellus: ...
Shikamaru: what a deilma
Naruro: im the 7th hokage
Abu 3: right
Abu 1: this old lady with you
Madea: so any body leting the vilage ranks go down
Abu 1: uh yes my boss the 6th hokage Konahamaru
Madea: now you see you got to conor him by sendin him on a z-rank mission if he refusion he scared to go on a a-rank mission because they so piled up in paper work they'll say yes to anything if he say yes run like hell and get me i'll beat the crap out of him but do not collect 500 dolars don't talk to anybody run like hell and get me if he goes o the a-rank mission all a rank he's a punk because s-rank are for Hokages not A-ranks abu are for A-rank mission S-ranks just one minute bam you dead YOU DO NOT APCET THOSE DO NOT APECT THOSE!
Abu 1: no i won't
madea: just one s-rank mission all he's gonna need 1 to go on all beacuse s-rank these days are nothin Under stand
Abu 1: yes i do
Madea: good Ashlee
abu 1: -takes off mask-
Marcellus: -not surprised-
Shikamaru: -not surprised-
Madea: good i gonna see him pluged in blood
marcellus: hey ash
Ashlee: hey
Madea: as i said before run like hell if he apcet a Z-rank mission and get me
Ashlee: Yes ma'am
Madea: good -hands over purse to shikamaru-
Madea: Some times you got to act cool to be patice and some times you got to act a fool to get resurts -punches gurond- -creacts enmass cerater,damges the leave villeage wall-
marcelllus: Madea!!! -JUMPS-
Shikamaru: wha- Calm down
Ashlee!!? Madea what wha
Ibiki: wha Madea !!!?
Madea: i been wating 5 hour what is taking so long !!! -runs after ibiki at full amzing speed-
Ibiki: -runs for his life-
Marcellus: Madea! -Runs after her-
Ashlee: whoooa!! she has not changed a bit huh Shikmaru?
Shikamaru: Troublesome Ibiki about to be in the hospital for 6-14 years
Ashlee: well lets go in -slides down cerater-
at base
(with hantaro and Marcellus)
Marcellus: Things are comingg good much mor better than the last storie
Hantaro: um excuse me i was in the last story im your best friend and...
marcellus: yup i know it's a bleach sonic naruto and final fantisy but you were a lttle boring tha
hantaro: But what about malbro kings others friends he did'nt pu-t-t the-m in this story t-T-on-y keeps on complanig
Marcellus: tyron need to shut up he dead
Hanatro: D-D-DEA-D!!!
Marcellus: yes dead i can't put every body in here not untill you know what
hanatro: gasp y-y-you would'dnt
Marcellus: i would
hanataro: ...
Marcellus: dung shndi wanda dung shidi wada dung shidi wanda dung shidi wanda very much very much whoa whoa hoho!
hanataro: hmm
Marcellus: you worried about ichigo
Hanataro: he got raped of cousre !
Marcellus: well lets go to his house -gets hyper- -zoomes off-
hanataro: OHHHH! "Marcellus" -runs after him-
Uhrahara: -comes from shadow- -snikers- ichigo got raped huh -grins-
Yourchi: i heard hmm porr ichigo i will kill the person who did it
uhrahara: -snickers- Marcellus and hanators beat you to the chase evan hantaro tried his best ichigo got "some" loyal friends
Yourchi: who was it
uhrahara: -snicker- my dear yourchi it was ... -flash step-
Yourichi: Ohhh! don't touch me ther hara
Uhrahara: should i go down deeper -grins sexauly-
Yourichi: YES!!! yES!!!
ICHIGO HOUSE (With orihmnec and chad)
Orhmicen: ichigo are you okay -Haeling his wounds-
Chad: ...
Ichigo: ...
Orhimen: gasp Ichigo did someone RAPE you!
Ichigo!!!
Chad: hmm
Flash back
(Chad p.o.v)
After the beating Marcellus and hanatro gave him a part was left out
Chad: Marcellus! hanataro!
Marcellus: that Basterd raped Ichigo right hanatro
Hanatro: M-M-Marc- yes uryu did
chad: Wha wha!!!
Marcellus: ... i could tell because ichigo was acting werild
Chad: ...
Hanataro: ...
Chad: ...
hanatro: Its true!
Flash back
(marcellus & hanataro P.O.V)
Marcellus: hey uryu
hantaro: hey uryu
Uryu: Hey Hanatro what brnigs you to the human world?
hanatro: just here to heal a few people.
Ichigo: ..!
Hanataro: hey ichigo
Ichigo: -grabs hanataro and marcellus arm- -drags them into the school-
Uryu!??
In High school
Marcellus: why did you do that
Hanataro: Ichigo?
Ichigo: -takes off shirts- -shows them scars-
Marcellus: gasp !!!
hanataro: gasp !!! I-ichigo d-did some o-o-one ra-pe you
Ichigo: yes
marcellus: OH HELL NAW I GONNA KILL URYU!!!
Hanataro: NO WAIT MARCELLUS CLAM DOWN
END OF FLASH BACK
chad: oh!
hanataro: ...
Marcellus: now you under stand don't tell any one plese not evan orchmence
chad: ok
End of flash back
Chad: 'must not tell'
oriheme: ... Never mind ichigo -conteun to heal back-
Chad: ...
Oriheme: ...
Ichigo: ...
Marcellus: -bust threw the door- ICHIGO! ARE YOU OKAY AFTER muuf munf
Hanatro: -covers Marcellus mouth- UH-UH After the beating from you and renj sparing
Oriheme: 'oh thats it i thought Uryu raped him'
Ichigo: 'sigh Marcellus must be hyper again'
Naruto: Ichigo i heard Renji beat the crap out of you
Ichigo: ' sigh why could'nt it be yamato now ever body gonna think im weak'
Naruto: Ichigo what what happened to your back
Hanatro: -wave arms up and down- -saying "quite Naruto"-
Naruto: -looks at Hantaro- -shut up- uhhh Never mind-
Marcellus: munf munf,muf Hantdf
Hantaro: oh sorry Marcellus excuse my behavor did'nt want any body to know about when munf
Marcellus: -puts hand on Hantaro mouth-
Naruto: -mouths- -"what happened"-
Marcellus -mouths- -"meets me at the bar at 3:00 pm"-
Marcellus: -gets hyper- HA HA HA HA HA BLAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
All: ... okayyy ???
Hanatro: Wait up ohhhh Help Naruto
Naruto: AHH he to fast for us hantro
Hanatro: but
naruto: but im not giving up -picks up Hanatro- -runs with amazing speed-
Hanatro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Oriheme: hehe there such good best friends -Smiles Heartly-
Chad: yeah
Ichigo: 'werild why does he get that hyper'
Oriheme: so Ichigo are you feeling Okay
ichigo: uhh yeah 100
Oriheme: -Sad glaces- -at ichigo-
Chad: 'poor Ichigo'
Oriheme: ... okay
Ichigo: Okay
Oriheme: Okay
Ichigo: Okay
Oriheme:Okay
Ichigo: Okay
Chad: 'this might go on forever if i don't say anything' i saw amy today with sonic
Oriheme: oh are they finaly going out i bet amy real happy
Ichigo: 'Thanks chad i owe ya one'
Oriheme: well see ya both later hope ya get well soon im going to taskis -exits door- -exits house-
Chad: Hey Ichigo i know
Ichigo!!! know w-wh-wh-at
Chad: Uryu raped you don't worry i di'nt tell any one Marcellus and hanatro told me when i stoped them from beating him to a bloody pup i stoped them at the last second
Ichigo: WHHHHHHHAT!!!
Chad: Ichigo calm down they did'nt kill him
Ichigo: im not worry about that Marcellus and Hanatro told you now they'll tell Naruto
Chad: ...
Chad: well Marcellus did mouth "meet me at the bar at 3:00 i tell you later"
Ichigo: ...
TBC
what do you tink huh if you did'nt get it at the begining i typed this when my mother got a new Computer i could'nt countiun Enternal life with marcellus Part 1 the Part one you read is not the original the computer broke down when Marcellus and the Astasuki were going to the beach in that one they were allies and friends and stuff if you want it i might type the orignal over Chrisamas Break beacuse in school i have this need to type and i can't when i get home i lose that need and i don't feel like doing any thing at all i just likwe to call this one Enternal life with Marcellus part 2 for i don;t know i like caling it this every body know what happened it Part 1 that you all read but DON'T REVIEW OR COMMENT if you want the origanl just review and tell me i wil do it but i don't remember much in that one Marcellus is acting like Madea a lot. i won't update this one for probliy untill 2008 and Yes some Ceil x Renji this has Yaoi and Yuri and Hentai.