The Death Of Jack Sparrow
"Oh how I do like these Sunday mornings"
With a swig of rum and a drunken stagger Captain Jack Sparrow ordered the pearl to go east in search of old Captain Higgins's treasure.
"Who is this old Cap'n Higgins anyways sir?"
Asked one of the crew.
"Just some old fart that lost his marbles Gibbs"
Mumbles Jack, his eyes wander down sneakily to what he had hidden under his jacket. It was a piece of old tattered parchment but it was blank. He looked at it for a few seconds and suddenly a map started to form on the bare piece of paper. Streams, lakes, trees and sand started forming from nothing as if someone was drawing it out with an invisible quill in front of his eyes. If Jack weren't drunk he'd find this a lot weirder than it already is. The map had finished and footprints started to appear starting from the south of the island through a winding track to the centre of the huge land.
"LAAAAANNNDD AHHHOOYYYY!!!!!!"
Jacks eyes raised and he looked out. He shook his head and rubbed his eyes to get rid of the drunken blurs, and there it was, Crooked Island. The most Notorious Island since last week.
"There she is ladies lets go look for some treasure"
"Knock knock"
No answer
"Knock knock"
No answer
The frightened crewman slowly opens the door and prepares to poke his head through.
"WHO IS OPENING MY DOOR?? IF I FIND OUT WHO IT IS IM GONA CUT THEIR INARDS OUT AND FEED EM TO MY PET GOLDFISH!!"
The voice boomed so loud that the petrified sailor slammed the door and jumped off ship.
The door burst open; a tall Red Headed Captain emerged with a stare that could frighten a raging bull.
"What is it?"
Said the captain calmly
"Cap'n Vevers, There's a ship already here."
The sailor shaking and sweating pointed over to the Black Pearl.
"WHAT?"
Vevers pulled out his gun and shot a round into the chest of the poor lowlife. He quickly walked to the front of the ship and looked at the Pearl.
"…Sparrow…."
Vevers growled and walked back into his cabin and slammed the door. With a sigh of relief the crew could relax, for now.