Disclaimer: All characters mentioned are the property of J.K. Rowling.

A/N: All of the jokes below are PJs. Please do not read any further if you are not a PJ-person. Also if you haven't read the books/ seen the movies thoroughly, you probably won't get most of them.

Set One:

Q: Why did Harry cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did Draco cross the road?
A: To kill Harry.

Q: Why did Crabe and Goyle cross the road?

A: To follow Draco.

Q: Why did McGonagall cross the road?

A: To give them detention.

Set Two:

Q: Why did Harry cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did Draco cross the road?
A: To kill Harry.

Q: Why did Crabe and Goyle cross the road?

A: To follow Draco.

Q: Why did Hermione cross the road?

A: To punch Draco

Set Three:

Q: Why did Harry cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did Draco cross the road?
A: To kill Harry.

Q: Why did Crabe and Goyle cross the road?

A: To follow Draco.

Q: Why did Ron cross the road?

A: To eat slugs. (A/N: Hahahaha! Sorry…that was kind of mean but still…hehehehe…)

Set Four:

Q: Why did Harry cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did Draco cross the road?
A: To kill Harry.

Q: Why did Crabe and Goyle cross the road?

A: To follow Draco.

Q: Why did Hedwig cross the road?

A: Because she didn't feel like flying.

Set Five:

Q: Why did Harry cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did Draco cross the road?
A: To kill Harry.

Q: Why did Crabe and Goyle cross the road?

A: To follow Draco.

Q: Why did Madame Hooch fly over the road?

A: Because she had a broom, duh!

Set Six:

Q: Why did Harry cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did Draco cross the road?
A: To kill Harry.

Q: Why did Crabe and Goyle cross the road?

A: To follow Draco.

Q: Why did Snape stay in the middle of the road?

A: So nobody could see which side he was on!

Set Seven:

Q: Why did Harry cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did Draco cross the road?
A: To kill Harry.

Q: Why did Crabe and Goyle cross the road?

A: To follow Draco.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: I dunno! Go ask the damn chicken!