He was flying through the cosmos, towards a certain planet. He wondered if his minions managed to accomplish anything. Although he was practically a GOD, he wasn't omnipotent. He had no way of knowing if his minions managed to conquer the planet during his absence.
Orochimaru.
Jaffar.
Sailor Galaxia.
These three minions were left on earth and given a task.
"CONQUER THE PLANET! WHEN I RETURN I WANT TO SEE THIS PLANET BE OVERRUN WITH EVIL AND DEPRAVITY!"
That's what he said to them just before he left. Although those three were most reliable. They probably failed many times over during his walk in the cosmos. "But it might be for the better" He thought... since he can conquer the planet himself now.
And so he arrived, at his fortress. There, he was greeted by a maid wearing skimpy outfit.
"Welcome home, Master Nazo." She said bowing down before him.
"YES. IT IS INDEED HOME! WHERE ARE MY MINIONS?!" Said the all-powerful light blue hedgehog, Nazo.
"Um, I'm sorry master... but they are dead."
"WHAT?! WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE I DIDN'T EXPECT THOSE FAGGOTS TO FAIL!" Nazo chuckled "I WILL JUST HAVE TO REVIVE THEM THEN."
Nazo snapped his fingers. Instantly in the room appeared Sailor Galaxia, Orochimaru and Jaffar.
"Thank you for this, mai lordo." They said, bowing before him.
"YES! NOW THAT WE ARE TOGETHER ONCE AGAIN... LET'S GO AND FUCK UP THE WORLD!" Nazo's voiced roared like the sound of thunder. All the villains, including the maid started laughing.
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Meanwhile at Dr. Eggman's fortress, the evil madman was building an another Metal Sonic. This time however, he decided to add him a chainsaw-dick.
"Ooooo-hohohohohohoho!" Laughed Eggman evilly "Finally, it is complete! My Hyper Delta Omega Gamma Beta Zeta Super Mega Giga METARU SONIKKU! OOO-HOHOHOHOHOHO!"
Eggman crossed his arms. He was proud of his newest creation. Now, all that was left is to turn it on.
* * *
Few minutes after that, at Sonic's house, our blue hedgehog was watching TV with his best friend Tails the Fox. They were watching Batman: Brave & The Bold.
"Wow. This show sucks." Said Sonic. "It's a mockery of the Batman's name."
"Wow, Sonic. What a colossal faggot you are. Don't you understand that you dicksucking shiteating fagcumdumpster?!" Shouted Tails. He was very angry at Sonic for dissing one of his favorite shows.
"Wow. Chill out, lil' buddy! I was merely stating my opinion."
"Well you know what?! Your opinion fucking sucks!" With that said, Tails kicked Sonic and stormed out of his house.
"What's his problem?" Said Sonic and changed the channel.
* * *
Meanwhile, The Chaotix were preparing for a party, since it was Vector's birthday.
"Well, Espio, did you finish hanging the garlands?" Asked Charmy, while decorating the birthday cake with some cream.
"Yeah, that's pretty much done wi... HRM?!" Espio looked at the sky nervously.
"What's wrong, Espio?"
"The Bride of Four Whores has contacted me telepathically. It looks like... THE BRINGER OF CHAOS HAS RETURNED!"
"The Bringer of Chaos?! Wait... who's that?!"
"He's a powerful evil being! His real is name is known to no one. The Moon Ancients refer to him as "Nazo", which basically means "Mystery".
"So he returned... that's not good, right?"
"Of course not, you dumbshit." Said Espio and hit Charmy in the head for his stupidity.
TO BE CONTINUED