The Penultimate Prank!!
"I… hate… you…" growled Ririn.
"Aw, come on, Ririn! I was only joking!" said Kon desperately.
"I'm… going to kill you now…"
"AWK!!!"
"Kon! Ririn! Stop it!" said Ichigo, fairly annoyed.
"OK, Ichigo-kuuuuuuun!"
"Hmph…"
'Why does she like… HIM that much… I just don't understand… What's he got that I don't?!'
"A Zanpakutô," said Nova, who had recently learned how to read minds much better than he could previously.
"Yeah… But can I help it?!"
"If you could get into his body."
"If you weren't a guy, I'd kiss you, Nova. You're awesome. Thanks!"
"Yeah… I've never been so glad I was a guy…"
"Ichigo!! Hollow!! It's in the Tyson district!! Looks like a Menos!"
"What?! Shit… What a day to leave my damn badge at home…"
"There's no time! Take me!!"
"Right! Take care of my body!"
"Go get 'em, Ichigo!"
Kon grinned devilishly.
"Time for my trick…!"
Ririn was at the store, looking at dolls. Hers was currently almost dust with age.
"Ririn!"
"I-Ichigo-kun!"
"What's up?"
'He's asking me 'what's up'? What's going on? I thought I pissed him off… Oh well…'
"Nothing, Ichi-kun!! You?"
"Pretty much the same. I want to show you something…"
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"Nnh… Oh… Ichigo…"
"Ahhhhhhhh…. Ririn… That was great…"
Ririn passed out due to pleasure.
"Muahaha!! Time to put clothes on before Ichigo realizes I tricked him!"
He clothed the both of them. Ichigo returned shortly after.
"Looks like someone else got there first… How'd things go?"
"Heh...."
"Did you knock her out?"
"In a matter of speaking…"
"Well… WAIT A MINUTE…"
He looked more closely at her.
"YOU DID HER!?!?!?"
"Heh…"
"Great… Now she'll cling even more!! Thanks a TON, Kon!!"
"MUAHAHA!!!"
"Give my body back!"
Ichigo returned to his body and Kon to his.
"Aw…"
"If you do that again, I'm just gonna LET Ririn kill you!!"
"It'd be worth it!"
"This isn't Lolicon hentai!! It's an anime!!"
"WELL AT LEAST THIS IS A T RATED STORY!!!"
"YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE IT TO M IF YOU KEEP IT UP!!!"
"SO!?!?"
"Unh… ICHIGO!!! MY NAUGHTY LITTLE STRAWBERRY!!! LET'S GO ANOTHER ROUND!!!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!"
"HA!!! DO HIM LIKE AN ANIMAL, RIRIN!!!"
"I'M NOT ARGUING WITH THAT LOGIC!!!"
"YOU BASTARDS!!!"
Love my sick, warped sense of humor? The very first Kon x Ririn fic on Fanfiction! Goodnight!!