Felix: Hey everyone! Hope all you Sasuke fans/haters like this...just a lil'
Karlz: 'snorts' As if they'll like this
Reno: 'ingoring Karlz and Felix' I wonder what its gonna be about?
Felix: 'eye twitchs' Must not kill Reno...Must not kill Reno
Karlz: Stupid blonde
Felix: ANYWAY! lets start the story...and I dont own Naruto...I didnt make this, my younger brother made this, and the plot...
Sasuke Gets Stoned
Sasuke looked at his drink, still thinking if he should drink it or not.
He just shruggled and drank it in one gulp.
Naruto grinned.
"Just four more to drink now Sasuke-teme" Naruto said
"Whatever dobe" Sasuke said coldly, feeling a little light headed and dizzy
'half an hour later'
"What the 'Beep' are you looking at you 'Beeping' dobe" Sasuke growled.
"Only a drunk teme" Naruto said grinning.
"I ain't 'Beeping' drunk, you 'Beep'" Sasuke yelled.
Some random person, "Yes you are".
"I'M NOT 'BEEPING' DRUNK" Sasuke yelled.
Sasuke stormed outta the bar and into the forest.
Sasuke bumped into a bear, "Get the 'Beep' away from me, you 'beeping' bear" Sasuke growled.
The bear looked at him weirdly.
"Who the 'beep' do you think you are" Sasuke said (Felix: I know 'laughing' OOC HAHAHAHA)
Naruto caught up to Sasuke and was now standing by the bears side.
"Why is he beeping?" The bear asked.
"I dunno" Naruto answered.
"I didnt know 'beeping' bears can talk" Sasuke said.
The bear looked at him weirdly again.
Sasuke toke out a kunai, "Whats that you 'beeping bear, you wanna 'beeping' fight me" Sasuke said and tried to trow the kunai but it just went back and stadded his foot.
"AHHHH, YOU 'BEEPING' GOT ME WITH A 'BEEPING' KUNAI, YOU 'BEEPING' BEAR, 'BEEP' YOU TO 'BEEP'" Sasuke screamed.
The poor Bear looked like he'd burst into tears anyminute.
"I'm gonna 'beeping' sue your 'beep', I'm gonna sue you so bad, you'll have no 'beeping' house" Sasuke growled
That was enouth, The bear started wailing.
Sasuke blinked then started laughing, "Your 'beeping' weak, you dont desurve to 'beeping' live" Sasuke laughed.
'The next morning'
Sasuke wake up in the forest with a mager hangover.
So he just layed there.
After sometime, he went to go find Naruto.
To kill him my I put in.
Felix: This is my Bros first crackfic so please be nice
Keith Jr: Yea, its my first crackfic that I posted
Karlz: Review please
Reno: Yes, review
Felix: Whatever, just review