The Life of the Fat Lady

by LSV7

Owl sex, headless portraits, and angry Weasleys, Oh My. hg sd This story is done completely in challenges so it makes little sense but turned out pretty well.

1. The Challenge

-1A/N: Since I was considering turning this into a slightly more coherent and less challenge driven story, I decided that it might be a good time to post what the actual challenge was.

In the order they were used:

-Must be multiple chapters

-About the Fat Lady

-Must include downfalls of being headless

-Someone must body slam someone else

-Someone must get the better of Sir Canovan

-Their must be a chase

-Must allude to vomiting or include actual vomiting

-Must include angry half naked Weasleys

-A frying pan must be used as a weapon

-Colin Creevey must photograph something embarrassing

-Harry must be stripped by more than one male Weasley

-Dumbledore's portrait must be included