Ello guys its yah girl neko!
I am currently working on a new story. If you read my first story "What happens with different love to be exact", I started it on it and I kinda ran out of ideas but I have more stories that I want to right and get out there so….. here is a new story that im starting. And to my people that reviewed my other story and read it I really appreciated it I will work on the story as soon as I can!. So here we go again.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO…IF I DID THERE WOULD BE SASUNARU, NEJIGAA, SHIKAKIBA, AND ITADEI. IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
CHAPTER 1: IM LATE!
NARUTO:20
SASUKE:21
NEJI:21
TSUNADE:51
KYUUBI: 2 (in dog years)
ALL OF NARUTO FRIENDS(GIRLS): 20
ALL OF NARUTO'S FRIENDS (BOYS):21
WARNING: THERE MIGHT BE LEMON BOY/BOY SASUNARU ACTION. NEJI AND SAKURA BASHING, CUSSING, MAYBE VIOLENCE,DOG SHIT….UMMM IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS STUFF DON'T READ BECAUSE THERE ARE LOTS OF PEOPLE WHO WILL!…I HOPE!. IM TRYING OK YOU KNOW JUST READ….:)
"SHIT!SHIT!SHIT!IM SO LATE!", shouted a very petite man with blonde hair and blue eyes. Patted feet against wooden floors were heard throughout the apartment.
"Dammit she's going to kill me"
"Bark"(1)
"She's gonna cut my balls off"
"BARK"
"IM SO LATE"
"BARK"
"What kyuubi what!"
"…"
"Oh your hungry"
"…"
"Well you can wait a little bit longer"
"…."
The blonde went to take a shower and did his morning ritual in all of 10 minutes…. And fed kyuubi who was very greatful. You see, this person was Naruto Uzamaki. He was a great guy, he had blonde hair, blue eyes, and a growth defect….yeaaaaaah he was 5"4, he was tan, he had a toned body, most guys would drool at and most girls would kill for…literally. To top it off he was a bronze god.
"Bye Kyuubi Ill have a treat for you when I get home"
"Bark"
Naruto ran out his apartment jumped into is orange Fit(2). He was driving 90 miles per hour dodging police and…..
"its me bitch answer the fucking phone
Bitch, its me answer the damn phone
Ok. It's the bitch calling answer the phone"(3).
"hello", naruto picked up the phone laughing
"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU BRAT " screamed his boss .(can you guess who that is )
"Tsunade im sorry I got…..pulled over by the police"
"PULLED OVER MY ASS, ONE MORE LATE UZAMAKI AND YOUR FIRED!"
"Awww granny you cant fire me! I promise I wont be late again"
"JUST GET TO WORK BRAT!"
"Alrite alrite…..kyuubi misses you!"
"…dail tone…."
"hello?",* hangs up*
"AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH….OH GOD….THAT DAY WAS SO FUNNY!
*Flashback"
Naruto had bought kyubbi home when he was a puppy for his birthday . For a Great Dane, kyubbi looked like an average medium dog but he was still a puppy. Tsunade came to Naruto's house that day to give him his present…
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!", shouted Tsunade
*whine*
"Aw look granny you offended him", naruto said rubbing his head while kyubbi licked his cheek.
"It looks monsterious" Tsunade said disgustingly (she doesn't like dogs).
"Don't talk about Kyubbi that way"
"it has a name….."
"Yes HE does. You can pet him if you want he doesn't bite."
Tsunade moved closer inch by inch. She reached her hand to kyuubi's snout and he smelled her hand.
"See he doesn't bite", said naruto assuringly.(if that's even a word)
*growl*
"uh oh…"
*screams and barks echoed the neighborhood*
*end of flashback*
Lets just say Tsunade left naruto's apartment clothes torn and hair disheveled. And a confused naruto with a satisfied Kyuubi in his lap licking his paws….. Tsunade never came back unless the dog was gone.
Back with naruto…
*police sirens*
"Shit….", naruto says as he gets his wallet out.
A police officer comes to the window and knocks. Naruto lets his window down.
"I wasn't speeding" (he slowed down when he picked up the phone)
"I never said you were"
'Tthat voice sounds so familiar'…..no it cant be….
"long time no see naruto", pulling his shades off.
'those eyes…..those cheating, humiliating,selfish,I only love myself eyes,
"neji?...",
TBC
Alrite so what do you guys think so far! (1)ok so kyuubi is a dog, well great dane and you know they are are huge so yeah and plus I have one named ben and I love him. (2) my mom has that car and I pictured naruto in one but hers is black so I just said it was orange and its also gonna be my next car.(3) Ok lol. I have this ringtone on my phone for everyone and I just crack up every time I here it cuz you know im the bitch first and then their the bitch get it?...they…me…..ok I thought it was funny dammit!. I really like neij but im making him a bad person in the story for all you neji lovers just to give you a heads up. So I hope you guys liked it I should be working on the 2nd chapter some time today or maybe later. I left you guys a little cliffhanger and a little forshadowing so if you didn't get the jizz…I don't see how you don't get it….anyway ill get the 2nd chapter up and ready for you. REMEMBER: PLZ READ AND REVIEW IT WOULD SERIOUSLY HELP ME OUT BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF WAYS THIS STORY IS GOING TO GO SO IF YOU WANT ANY REQUEST OR ANY IDEAS PLZZZZZZZZ LET A GIRL KNO! R&R LUV-Neko