Good Morning, Sir

by sanggregaia

For lj comm snape100's challenge 154 severus snape and an original character. 100 words. Severus Snape starts his day on the wrong foot.

Challenge #154: Severus Snape and An Original Character
Title: Good Morning, Sir.
Characters: Severus Snape, Robert Jones
Rating: G
Word Count: 100 according to Word

"My Lord," he said, bowing to the bald creature before him.

"Ah, my most faithful servant. What has the nitwit planned this time?" Red eyes gazed at him most expectantly.

"He has been giving private lessons—" he began.

A ringing sound interrupted his speech. It was persistent and it came in bursts. Surprisingly, the Dark Lord didn't seem to mind. The stranger thing was, the scene was dissolving right in front of his very eyes.

Ring!

Blasted telephone.

"Yes?"

"Good morning, Sir. I am Robert Jones from the American Society of Rhinoplasty Surgeons—"

He slammed down the receiver.