I don't either own either of these stories; although I must say it isn't from lack of trying (I have the restraining orders to prove it)
Anyway, this is my second ever fan fiction I have written. So if I do get any reviews I would really like it if there weren't any messages that go along the lines of "Yo, what kinda of piece of crap is this, I mean dude can you even speak English".
Also if I do continue this story; my posts will probably be pretty slow as I only have a vague outline of the events. This story starts before Harry's fifth year and after Dark Days. Also I am looking for a beta.
A dog, I thought we were getting a dog but instead I'm getting a little brother or sister. I really don't mind it that much, I mean I can still take it for walks and rub its tummy. It's really not that bad except for just two tiny little things. Okay I lied, one tiny thing and one massive thing. Firstly, having a little sister or brother around is going to put a slight dent in the plausibility of that whole "My parents only had one kid because the first one was prefect" thing I was telling Tanith and secondly this kid is causing me to spend an entire week with my family. A whole week of fun with the Toxic Twins and my favourite auntie and uncle. For those of you that are a bit slow, I would like to point out the heavily emphasis on sarcasm in my previous point. I mean I would rather spend a month under Serpine's bright red hand then endure a lovely holiday to England with my beloved family. I can just picture it already, my aunt's constant lecturing on my behaviour, my uncle babbling on and on about the growing prices of petrol, the economy and other topics he doesn't have a clue about, and the tedious and annoying comments of the Toxic Twins. Yeah, this is just what I need, a nice little holiday to distract me from the fact that I'm on a mission to stop stop myself from destroying the world.
Everything was easier when I was an only child.
Please be nice and review.