2019

by sanggregaia

For lj comm snape100's challenge 158 severus snape's birthday. a series of 100 word drabbles. Severus Snape has the most wonderful gift of all. Set in the year 2019.

1. Chapter 1

Challenge #158: Severus Snape's Birthday
Title: 2019
Character: Severus Snape
Rating: PG for language
Word Count: 100 according to Word

"Happy birthday, Grandfather Snape!"

"Fuck you too, Potter"

He resumed glaring at the insolent spawn of a devil and an angel, now the savior of the Wizarding World. Being deputy headmaster meant interviewing prospects for teachers at Hogwarts, and already he was cursing his duties to no end.

An interview with Harry James Evans Potter was not the best way to start his birthday. Merlin, were the gods so angry at him to give him this birthday present?

"I'm not joking, Snape!"

"I presume the impending arrival of your offspring has muddled your already imbecilic mind."

"Your wife already knows."