Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Final Fantasy games!
It was a bright and beautiful afternoon and Zidane had just eaten lunch. He was feeling rather sleepy so he went to his bedroom and flopped down on his bed.
"That sandwich was real yummy", he muttered to himself.
Then he slowly drifted off to sleep. A while later he woke up, he rubbed his eyes and sat up. Then he looked around and thought 'something's different about this place.' Then it hit him, there was a huge, fuzzy, pink bunny sitting at the end of his bed!!!(Oh the humanity!!!^^) It was just…….staring at him with huge shiny black eyes!!! Zidane slowly got up and the bunny's gaze followed him.
"What the heck are you staring at?!?!" he yelled at the bunny.
Then he turned and ran out of the room. He decided to go see Dagger. So he walked, and walked, and walked some more until he got to her room. But, when he opened the door, what did he see? (Take a guess!!!!) Yes, he saw……that darn bunny again!!! But it was wearing Dagger's dress!!!!
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! What'd you do to Dagger?!?!" he yelled.
But the bunny just sat there. Staring. Staring. Zidane dashed out of the castle, looking for Dagger. But every where he went there it was……..but now…….IT HAD MULTIPLIED!!!!!!!!!! They were every where!!!! FUZZY BUNNIES!!!!!!! NOT PEOPLE!!!!!!JUST FUZZY BUNNIES!!!!!!!
"Nooooo!!!!! The bunnies!!! Not the fuzzy bunnies!!" he yelled. "No not the bunnies. Not the fuzzy bunnies. Someone, anyone. Help me!" he mumbled.
"Zidane! Zidane! Wake up!" Zidane opened his eyes and there she was. Dagger.
"You aren't a fuzzy bunny!" he said.
"What?!" she asked.
"Oh, it must've been a dream……." said Zidane. "you and everybody in the world were……..were……uhhh……"
"What? What were we?" she implied.
Just then Eiko walked in holding something. "Whatcha got there Eiko?" asked Zidane.
"Oh, it's the cutest little thing I got as a gift!!" she replied.
"Well what is it?" Dagger asked.
"It's a cute……little….pink……..fuzzy….BUNNY!!!!!! See?!" she said excitedly as she held it up for them to see.
"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!NOT THE FUZZY BUNNY!!!!!!!!HEEEEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!", Zidane jumped up and ran as fast as he could.
"What was his problem?" Eiko asked Dagger. "I thought it was cute!"
*Zooms slowly in on the bunny's eye and plays the music from Psycho*
It was a bright and beautiful afternoon and Zidane had just eaten lunch. He was feeling rather sleepy so he went to his bedroom and flopped down on his bed.
"That sandwich was real yummy", he muttered to himself.
Then he slowly drifted off to sleep. A while later he woke up, he rubbed his eyes and sat up. Then he looked around and thought 'something's different about this place.' Then it hit him, there was a huge, fuzzy, pink bunny sitting at the end of his bed!!!(Oh the humanity!!!^^) It was just…….staring at him with huge shiny black eyes!!! Zidane slowly got up and the bunny's gaze followed him.
"What the heck are you staring at?!?!" he yelled at the bunny.
Then he turned and ran out of the room. He decided to go see Dagger. So he walked, and walked, and walked some more until he got to her room. But, when he opened the door, what did he see? (Take a guess!!!!) Yes, he saw……that darn bunny again!!! But it was wearing Dagger's dress!!!!
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! What'd you do to Dagger?!?!" he yelled.
But the bunny just sat there. Staring. Staring. Zidane dashed out of the castle, looking for Dagger. But every where he went there it was……..but now…….IT HAD MULTIPLIED!!!!!!!!!! They were every where!!!! FUZZY BUNNIES!!!!!!! NOT PEOPLE!!!!!!JUST FUZZY BUNNIES!!!!!!!
"Nooooo!!!!! The bunnies!!! Not the fuzzy bunnies!!" he yelled. "No not the bunnies. Not the fuzzy bunnies. Someone, anyone. Help me!" he mumbled.
"Zidane! Zidane! Wake up!" Zidane opened his eyes and there she was. Dagger.
"You aren't a fuzzy bunny!" he said.
"What?!" she asked.
"Oh, it must've been a dream……." said Zidane. "you and everybody in the world were……..were……uhhh……"
"What? What were we?" she implied.
Just then Eiko walked in holding something. "Whatcha got there Eiko?" asked Zidane.
"Oh, it's the cutest little thing I got as a gift!!" she replied.
"Well what is it?" Dagger asked.
"It's a cute……little….pink……..fuzzy….BUNNY!!!!!! See?!" she said excitedly as she held it up for them to see.
"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!NOT THE FUZZY BUNNY!!!!!!!!HEEEEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!", Zidane jumped up and ran as fast as he could.
"What was his problem?" Eiko asked Dagger. "I thought it was cute!"
*Zooms slowly in on the bunny's eye and plays the music from Psycho*